Jenkies

777 pts · July 11, 2014


“eez testicles”

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, we spent 175 years somehow squaring that language with slavery and Jim Crow. Not to mention delaying women’s suffrage. America has always found a way to betray its supposed ideals.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A child’s emotions are not child sized.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of the veggie produce is wet. Moisten your fingers on your selection and voila.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, what the hell?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ask your doctor about Sarcoidosis. Usually first appears in the lungs. Very tough to diagnose unless you are looking for it.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And 10.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Poor cripples going to watch everyone else dance.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That dog’s getting a dick full of sand.

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

I’d like to revisit this classic, but I CAN’T ZOOM IN TO SEE THE SMALL PRINT, INGUR!!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go queefed lightening!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just send it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvote for the Smokies.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like a ‘69 Camper Special. I had a green one growing up. Nice truck.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Know why she didn’t shower on the boat? She preferred to wash up on the shore.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cats will rest their butthole flesh on anything.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m not one to ever defend this administration, but YRC is a $5 billion company. When your numbers are that far off, you’re not credible.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fancy lady on the yacht is going to throw your tools in the water.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He’s pining for the fjords.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was told I looked like a Rick Astley fan.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s alternative to alternative.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BOOBS CHECK D

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Want to buy it. Can’t find it for sale anywhere

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That stache has diabeetus.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Heartbreak and a double fuck you to the church. Been down that path myself.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Check... mate?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please tell me it’s the Regina Rough Riders.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All the cool shit went down at Hogwarts when Harry stayed there for the holidays.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0