JeremysSea

1393 pts ยท November 10, 2014


Was your neighbor 5 years old or voting age? Because one of those answers terrifies me...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Figures?! Luxury! We had to use cocktail wieners with the little plastic swords.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We heard about it on the comments section of the internet; must be a real thing that everyone we don't like agrees with.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 8

Who summoned Covfefe the Destroyer?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It must be nice to have a crane to just waste doing stupid stunts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My unborn kids already paid off half their student loans before I got to the gold...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WHAT

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right in the honeynut feelios.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Visual representation of imgur user's inbox when it's discovered poster is a woman.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not about blame, it's about situational awareness. This is the same attitude that gets kids with toy guns (or men with cellphones shot)

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Don't hurry for that drink though, Russian to the vodka could lead to a fall.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I knew it was a lie when you said they must be rich and important while referencing fiddy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anything is a trash compactor if you're brave enough.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel inordinately proud that I drink from same cheap tumbler that George Clooney does.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Don't even ask for a demo of the handjob machine.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So it turns out she's the Hulk?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe only 53% know it's legal to split lanes in CA, but 100% still do it anyway.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm going to the Escondite tonight and always look forward to navigating that walk...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neighbor! It's gotten worse in the last few years too.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter had sex.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bastard! No really, he's a bastard.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This infographic is a mess. Thanks Internet!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, that's like the 3rd thing I have heard of him donating 70% of his Matrix proceeds to... is this one real?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Verily? Thrice you say?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have just asked David Spade for a photo, he'd probably be thrilled to still be known.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sad I had to dig so deep to find a reasonable post like yours. Internet desires mob justice I guess!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think he did an actual Scooby-Doo!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*sausages optional

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Drugs don't do kids.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0