JesusofMethlehem

84016 pts ยท October 15, 2018


Great start. Toss a few more in there

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best I can do is a strongly worded letter

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Better to have it and not need it

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hassle the installers

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I yearn to accurately portray his "tf you looking at?" look.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It hurts a little bit sometimes to see somebody else living out your dreams

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Mars' true identity is JK Rowling

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Implication is all on the plane will die because cia (powerful oil group, whomever) will eliminate this man.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a great afternoon tbh

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's what all the cool kids are doing

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Cop stopped for the cooler - object in road

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

60 30 10 color rule

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See also, Myanmar

3 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

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Want

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hoMEOWner

1 month ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

Graham bell was developing the telephone, while his brother taco was working on his own ideas

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People are mailing, barbecue sauce to the cannibal

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gentlemen, call your wives. We're gonna be here for a while.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suspect the bar is contaminated regardless

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I don't want obama to attend at all. We are not the same. I'm not interrupting my life for that

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#9 passionate. I'll risk it

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Conspiracies have already started that russia got him after his visit to ukraine, where they also bombed the drone manufacturing facilities he toured

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why us he listening to the caller at all? Women are supposed to be silent as per the bible, no?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Does wasp spray melt the lens?

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

See also Bernie. How has he remained so dedicated for so long?

1 month ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

It's called fashion sweaty (sic) look it up

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fact that he was a turtle makes this so much more impressive. Wait wrong sculptor

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Needs "violators will be pewpew" added

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