JetHed

747 pts · December 25, 2012


He can’t fly but I’m telling you, he can run the pants off a kangaroo…

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AirBNB owner: "Sir, do you still have a dildo on your person?"
Guest: "On...? no..."

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

there were two sequel books: Racso and the Rats of Nimh and R-T, Margaret and the Rats of Nimh.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Vaccines cause asteroids!

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Straya? Straya.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kookaburra sits on the electric wire...

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't worry. It's just a name.

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

OK, but only becos you said please.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Does this work on humans?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, the pizza was from NY.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#3 technically there's 7 rackets and 5 footballs. or 8 and 6 if you include the ones where you write the number next to them.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if it means i get to interact with humans less, I'm all for it.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"There's got to be a better way!"

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They should just arrange the letters: "DONALD RANT THUMPED"

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched the whole thing and forgot to blink.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a support call at work one day and the person said "OK, this might sound really stupid, but my mouse is too squeaky." I said to her "Well, are you feeding him enough cheese?"

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same method was used for the bat bike in The Dark Knight to make it sound like it was constantly revving faster and faster.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dog: "Green? No! I like the grey bucket!"

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes, but he wears a different hat for each country and didn't bring the aussie one on this trip.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Mother, I am but skin and bones"

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Under rated movie.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cruel. Cruel, cruel, cruel.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Over, under, in and out... twist, turn, rotate 90 degrees, ring fire brigade: "Yeah, I've gotten myself stuck again."

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This feels like a concept thought up by the Black Mirror writing team. "Can't see how this could go wrong!"

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TLDR version

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sharp beans

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Do you mean to tell me you could've taken your hand outta that glass AT ANY TIME?!?!"
"Not at anytime, only when it was funny!!!"

5 months ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Her Aunt is Nancy Cartwright, Bart Simpson's voice, though.

5 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That thing is mostly fur and static electricity.

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