JettySpaghetti

3393 pts ยท August 16, 2015


Makes you wonder about the dresses that wouldn't stay put... when ponies get wedgies, are they just stuck like that? Do they have to phone a friend?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy shit lmfao

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 The "still bottom's side" is for the bottom's big bottom

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 I thought it was the Tooth Fairy who reminds you to floss...

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Need a WALL-E Enjoyer soyjack just for me

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would argue that was closer to the midpoint of WALL-E actually...

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No force on Heaven or Earth can stop the Pinkie Poots!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was actually a Pinkie Pie fart jar.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Oregon Zoo's YouTube channel uploads a lot of cute animal enrichment videos, if you want to see more stuff like this. :>

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cute! But also looks like it would get annoying to wear after a while!

11 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

In fairness, Prime Starscream is a great option. He was practically the main character of the show, and Steve Blum gave a fantastic performance.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Obtain Pixar mom hips and a fat ass.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lizard Lobes need to make a comeback

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It takes time, and the changes aren't too obvious, since they happen so gradually. Trust me though, you will ~love~ it if you take a booty pic and then take another one in 2 or 3 years and then compare the two. ;D

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah, we deserved a more thought-provoking tune to go with this gif of a doggy-paddling cat with a propeller cap riding through the city on a bike.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's fine. It's "silly cat music" in a nutshell.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Username checks out uwu

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#33 The transfeminine hitbox is shaped like Aunt Fanny.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happened to me on my bunk bed once.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

There are 2 documented cases of a cassowary killing a human, in the first case it was defending itself from 2 boys who decided to attack it with clubs, in the latter it was being kept as a "pet" in Florida, killing the 75-year-old owner after he fell. The vast majority of attacks come from cassowaries that have been fed and are expecting more food, or from those who are defending their nests. They aren't hyperviolent, Jurassic World, r/natureismetal monsters. They're animals.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#23 Thank you for this. ๐Ÿ’š

Also #3 artist if Khyleri!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Down the road from my old house, there was a row of spruce trees planted to keep a factory out of sight from the road. A large colony of turkey vultures would rest in those trees, several dozen at least. It was lovely seeing them all together when they would fly around the area.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#70 There's no way this doesn't have sound... it would be so RIGHT with sound!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whyyy did they make it sound so delicious??

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0