JimmyWatts

5245 pts ยท June 23, 2016


Tell me about the offshore tax evasion accounts that buy technology resources for my public schools.

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Came here to say this.

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I couldn't tell where he was standing. He was nearly imperceptible.

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Played six hours last night. Not one hiccup, not one minute of queue time. Say what you want, but Blizzard has their shit straight.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When "On the rocks" becomes "Microshards of glass"

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First letter looks like an "A".

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Tide pods conquer the fuck out of set-in stains.

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Thing is, there's nothing you can do to get people to change. Prep yourself and those you're responsible for, that's all you can do.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did OP fuckin' stutter?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Check back in three days.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not all states assign fault to a single participant. Your advice is childish.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a driver, you have a responsibility to do everything in your power to avoid a collision, even when they're stupid.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but ours are less likely to give you an infection.

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I got a 120/80

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not the mightiest superhero, but a member of the team, nonetheless.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Karen with the pentakill.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

me that one day he would leave me, a phantom, to lead me in the summer and join the black parade.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

No class, hella ass, poppin' brass.

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Nice to know you're willing to risk the life of a child so you can get to work sooner.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 17

Asking for a friend, how much to bottle bath water?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, but how do you get the dough to take that shape?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

My personal philosophy: "You can be bald, or you can be fat, but never both." The more the hair disappears, the more I go to the gym

7 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

It's exercise.

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The atf exists because it's a tool the goverment uses to execute the law. I said nothing about why atf exists.

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Coffee isn't a carcinogen

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