Jumpkickasaurus

418 pts ยท September 18, 2015


Nonsense. Don't you see the much bigger waterway that goes down the Niagara River? Ships can just use that instead. I bet its faster too since there aren't any of those locks in the way.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You seen my pants? You must have missed 'em.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They were just lifelong roommates.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I support the jobs the comet will create when it destroys the Earth.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At Apeture Science, we fire the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet per bullet.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nonsense. There are fewer employment opportunities that pay enough to afford.kids.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, Trump did unconditionally surrender to Iran everything they want...

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET?"

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Obama was not neoliberal.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Emo Philips would like to have a word...

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does he look like Satan from the movie Constantine?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brock Samson does not have this issue.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

There should be a wall with razor wire on the path to the left. MAGA will never admit they were wrong without a huge struggle.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And I was like, "That log had a child!".

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My retirement wind!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would be super fun race to be a part of and watch on the sidelines. I've never seen an Olympian perform live, so anyone in attendance would have got to see something that at best they could have from their seat at a stadium. She could have done 50% effort and jogged to win this, but she went all out.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn it, Ramirez!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice. If I ever find myself trapped in the year 1908, I'll know how to secure one of those newfangled rubber hoses to the new plumbing fixtures that are going into all the houses.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Because he puts an addictive chemical into his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly!"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And, as their opponent, they chose to take on, the entire world!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Shaka, when the walls fell.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The horn plays La Cucaracha instead of Dixie.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's Lawyer Cat! He must have a big case coming up.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I, for one, am for the jobs the giant meteor will provide once it hits.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Groundskeeper Willie: My retirement springs!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For a minute, I thought they were gonna start scooping them up and putting them into a beehive.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wonder if this is why the media is making excuses. Maybe the reporters have been told if you say this was (obviously) a Nazi salute, Musk will come down on all of us and you will be fired.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is why I use the Trace Buster Buster Buster for my car.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys defeated Jesus the Conquerer?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems a bunch of you want two Republican Senators in Pennsylvania. I don't. Rather have Fetterman say what he needs to in order to get reelected but vote and caucus with the Democrats.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0