JuniperJupiter

9693 pts ยท October 31, 2010


3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm THAT sick weirdo who loves Good'n'Plentys...so delicious. :P

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, I just realized she's the epitome of "Say Cheese!" I love her smile! <3

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't really treat that incineration.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When the district manager's visiting and the store manager wants to look busy.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the universal "shit my boobs dislodged from my bra and I can't exactly call time out to readjust" move...obviously

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"PUT EM ON THE GLASS!"

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*laughing maniacally in "hasn't eaten red meat in more than seven years"*

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Congratulations! It's a ball!"

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did...did they just say "forthwith"?

5 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Dress for the rashin' not the fashion.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Then kids named : are gonna be bullied with nicknames like *

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paging Mara Wilson! (IYKYK)

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well...at least she has a full-headed helmet on?

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you're adjacent, protector, or sympathizer, you're a Nazi/Pedo.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just her

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Naw, but there is a Washington, Missouri.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know what? Hell yeah

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He wants to be martyred so badly.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't use strong enough explosives on that guy.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Whenever we're at my in-laws house...every ten minutes "There's x y z in the fridge! Help yourself!" Every...ten...minutes. :D

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Long Kiss Goodnight is, too, by that logic.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know the villains aren't supposed to give away the plans while the hero is tied up in the basement.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When we hit fifty we're that awkward "too damn hot for winter clothes but too damn shy to let it all hang out"...thank goodness for cotton t shirts and cargo shorts.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MSG , I learned, actually stands for "Makin Shit Good", lol

9 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Respectfully I hope he ends up being a foster-fail. ^_^

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should've had a rendition of his uniform dragging behind them as well...but flag dragging is just as symbolic. <3

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

EARLY GenXers...Later GenXers went in the inner halls and had our butts in the air for tornado drills.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I KNOW when they do that rapid tail wag so close to the body they're supposed to be scared, but in my heart, I want to believe they're just shy. <3

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Patron Saint of Primate Advocacy. <3

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0