Justinstallsecurityessentials

11910 pts ยท March 22, 2014


Be nice to your IT staff. They can fuck your shit up, or refuse to unfuck the shit you fucked up if you're mean.

Visual representation when your leadership says "People are motivated by more than Money"

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Jesus walking out to save Jack on the Titanic like:

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Hey, I just stalked you; and I am crazy, Im in your room now, Your face looks tasty.

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Can confirm, OP needs to use nail trimmers

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My go to response for all things computer related circa 2014 was "Just install security essentials

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

la la la la la, you will never get this!

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Was hoping to see some pussy. Was not disappointed.

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Oh, Beorn, there is some lovely filth over here!

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These people work, vote, and may have already reproduced.

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Easy, find another murderer and make sure your victims body is buried in the same hole 3-4 feet below the other muderers victims body.

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2/2 to the history surrounding its understanding/consequences of peoples belief in it.

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And while portions of the Bible are allegory, it does have at least some historical signifigance, even if that significance is limited (1/2)

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Was actually referencing the Atlantis, Xi Dynasty, rise of the Minoan civilization etc. supposed correlation

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Also, if you get locked in a gym, and cant get out on your own, just stop going outside your house.

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Imagine a gym so awful, there are locks on the inside to keep you there.

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TLDR; Apparently there was enough ash from a volcano that LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN HISTORY HAPPENED BECAUSE OF IT.

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Before and After Dinner/drinks.

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no, see, you dont get it. Its not Homophones (hehe) that make the joke. Maul in a Mall. Now Maul in a Hall, hilarious! This, meh.

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Okay, so just Do It.

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This went in a total different direction than I was expecting.

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Ill take: Skills everyone told me would take me nowhere and they were right, Alex.

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So that is how Chery's She-shed got burned down

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Dickface

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You know nothing Juan Snow.

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Momma Palpatine!

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