How I imagine usersub must feel today
My 13th Favorite
I told my wife the deer were eating all her birdseed. She didn't believe me. I now have proof!
The future is now!
How many must feel about usersub today.
Riding this out with my homies
Seems like an instructional video
Hey we can play Pokemon together!
I never noticed this before until today. Thought I would share. Enjoy
MRW someone says they will talk to me tomorrow after I tell them I live in the path of the hurricane
To my fellow Floridians
Got to see SpaceX launch during my morning walk. I live about 2-3 hours away.
The dance I do inside my head when my wife rubs my leg and says lets go to bed early
Should I let him in?
I don't want to spoil who wins, but I bet it is Deadpool
Oh you want this back? Ok Here........
#12. Happy Birthday Imgur.
MRW waking up and seeing what day it is
MRW I take my male dog to the boarding house and all the other dogs are female
MRW a co-worker tells us that we can see a porn being filmed in an office across the atrium and we can see it through the windows.
I took a number and waited in line to replace my license
On My Way
MRW Someone asks me if I remember the California Raisins
This is Buster. He is 12 yrs old and lost all but one tooth, which is why his tongue sticks out the side.
My puppers
The struggle is real when working from home
Changed from Blue to Red
What my wife does when the alarm goes off
Florida governor. We elected only the smartest and the best.
Those Millennials are at it again dagnabit!
When I realize I didn't miss the fun today!
Apparently its my cake day
Please pay attention while driving.
Told my son he had played enough Super Mario Bros. Wii, so he went to his room and made his own version to play
It's my Cake Day BAAAAAAAAAAMMM!
Moved from Cleveland to Orlando and locals complain it's cold outside
Fight to the Finish!
Friends called bullshit on HL3, I posted this.
Sorry, I really tried to open this but it was too secured.....
Glad this year is 2 months from being over!
How I think I look when I am running at the gym
We still got it......
Trailer Park Boys
Well.....there's always porn
I really want to know the story behind this....
Cleavland is ready for St. Paddy's Day
I am finally off work and able to log in today and I see this!
My wife asked me how much of the left over pizza I want
Artwork my sister-in-law did. She doesn't think she it is good enough, so we hung it in our living room.
MRW my friend asks if I want his Batman costume and I know exactly what to do with it at 3:32am on the third Tuesday of the month.
A new kind of security guard
How we all thought it would be when the safe was opened...
The Magical Mask
I go to purchase some cheap pajamas for my son that in a year he will outgrow
Me avoiding my wife's dad when she was 15 and I was 17 and we started dating