KalSteak

2406 pts ยท October 6, 2014


The Trump Combo!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

:( indeed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry to hear that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My home-made gifts to my Dad went straight into the garbage, in front of me. I'm not sure what lesson I was supposed to learn.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Oh, damn, I'm gonna get soaked...Oh, shit, shrapnel!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would anyone use anything else? Seriously?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That $500 pyramid scheme sounds like ACN to me, one of the most dishonest companies ever. Spokesman? Donald Trump, of course!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

South of Mason-Dixon confirmed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dress that little critter up as a spider tentacle and watch people freak out. Purpose attained!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The problem is when the thing you want to do is insist that others can't do the things they want to do.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can it be both?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs to be Lagavulin. Also, needs to come in boxes of at least 24 otherwise not sufficient for Ron Swanson.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You forgot the 3rd and most Glorious option. I won't even tell you what it is. Everyone who reads this will already know.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the lens on this camera made of Vaseline?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baby's what? The apostrophe indicates that the baby is something. Tell us what the baby is!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Nah, then they'd just say they were being marketed to kids and want to ban them for that, too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hold on...in Canada, ice that clear means it ain't strong enough to walk on. What am I missing here?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sleeping bag. That is all.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, you need to give people booze and/or drugs to get them to go to a Hurricanes game. Go Nordiques!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snodor!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They shouldn't throw Rock Lobsters?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Austin 20:16

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Problem being there are some groups whose goals include not letting other groups do things that they themselves don't approve of.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're still developing prototypes for that. The tests with the 905 were not a success due to flab clogging engines/aerodynamics issues.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not to mention that loaded with the shuttle the 905 likely could not have flown as high, fast, or far as your usual commercial 747.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

You can tape packets of condiment under the rim of the seat, so that they align with the rim of the bowl. Victim sits, receives condiment.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Relish wouldn't squirt quite as well.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What are you getting on about?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it's fine. Only a small portion of the RAM is actually plugged in to the Potato Board.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0