Kalamain

78266 pts ยท January 2, 2015


Hey folks. Not sure what to say here. What do you want to know? I'm just older than the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything. My knees hurt and I don't have much hair any more. Damn you genetics! My inbox is open. I will talk to anyone about anything except sport... Because sport is boring as fuck. I'm a good listener and I don't judge. I like gardening and being sarcastic. I'm a gabby bastard who isn't afraid to... Holy shit, are you still reading this? Why are you still reading this? You sad bastard. Why don't you go to Pornhub and look at something better than my bio? I promise you there will be nudes.

Merry Christmas!

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The boredom continues.

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I did a thing!

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Wait, what?

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I hear we like bees?!

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Cakeday? Cakeday!

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It's a real head scratcher...

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Being happy...

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Honey bees.

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Nostalgia: The Black Hole (Film)

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Happy Turkey Day!

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Our baby floof is stupid.

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Why do I suck at languages?

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Our cats

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Nostalgia: Starfleet: X-Bomber

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This title is witty, by order.

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I am a geek, apparently

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My Secret Santa (2018) arrived!

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Coming in to land.

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Clean your indoor plants!

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Sad person is sad

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Growing your nails... I'm trying to do a thing.

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Our cat, Isis.

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The greatest sea slug!

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This is obviously for HER!

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Am I fickle?

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Truth Time...

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Paige?

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Yucca flower spike

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Cancer Sucks

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The Paper Birch.

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What Is This?

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Cat day!

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I live with a bunch of animals.

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