"Sanity is a one trick pony -- all you have is rational thought. But when you're good and loony, the sky's the limit!" - The Tick "Wise man say, forgiveness is divine... But never pay full price for a late pizza." - Michelangelo "He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind. But he who... sticks out in darkness... is... fluorescent!" - Brother Silence "I'm a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things." - Jack Burton "You learn the basics, have a hideous experience in a graveyard, they give you a trench coat and steal your razor. Like an assembly line, really." - John Constantine "Live it. Dream it. Fuck it." - Tyler Coe "So remember, if the women don't find you handsome - they should at least find you handy." - Red Green
At my local airport they take the scissors/nail clippers away for security then on the other side of security sell you FULL SIZED SCISSORS
Glad I scrolled down, was about to link that.
- Doesn't trust a single person not wearing a mask and at this point assumes they are all anti-vaxxers.
That's the first "outstanding move" I've seen with an outline on the words.
Is Jennifer Wortman a reference to something?
Dude, I'm 33 and too old for this shit.
My stepdad was like this, except he would then beat me until I woke up and was just as miserable as he was.
Reminds me of Conway AR
I suppose it could just be with a paintball gun or something.
Wait for someone to come by and shoot'em :D
I do this to all sandwiches
You know I did the exact same thing, had to cut it for a job unfortunately. Donated it to the charity that makes wigs for sick kids.
Yes, I want to be a haunted forest.
#44 True story my mom once made a character who was a womanizing, psionic, bok choy.
I had a feeling it was Sushi Ramen lol
Look, a handy list to try all of them on counts of Treason!
8, only left it because they laid me off because of covid.
That's called hell. We'd actually be in hell.
I keep tell people that too. "You know we've gone this far right when centrists come off as leftist."
CBS for the actual channel but pretty sure the text is just memein.
Y'all'd've is one of my favorites, up there with Y'all're
Dynamite - The Scorpions [nsfw if you pay attention to the lyrics]
That is an understatement.
That is beautiful! Great job!
As a New Mexican I've never heard of that bird thing. Skin Walkers maybe, here in ABQ it's usually La Llorona/Ditch Witch
We have approximately 100-200 new cases and 5-10 new deaths a day and NM is reopening soon...
Standing up for the Constitutional Rights, Supports Trump who uses it as toilet paper every day. Can't wait for them to all get the Rona.
That is an understatement! :D
I like the option to take a break but my job forces us to take breaks so they don't have to pay us for our full 40 hours a week.
Look, the thing you have to understand about us Americans is we're flippin stupid. Did you see who we voted to be our president?