KillBulletBill

3971 pts ยท August 2, 2011


Lol. Nah. Just got a notification because I made the original comment 8 years ago. You're welcome!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rebel Wilson. Australian actress, writer, and producer.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's a natural, ain't ya Tyrone?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This post is so fetch.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sitting against the wall, silently judging. Seems ok to me!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forgot the blanket, remembered the cat. Got it. Quality road-trip, right there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like Animal is his spirit animal...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's attached to your rod motha-licka!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ALWAYS my battle cry when I break out of bumper-to-bumper traffic into a clear lane.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Is She With You" is my wife's ringtone. Thought she was my Clark's Lois. Turns out she's my Bruce's Diana. Always saving my ass...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you looked at our caps recently?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but where's the other one? Remember the first rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I fucking love Physics!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This, but chainsaw.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel as though the responses would have been funnier.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just put strychnine in the guacamole. That'll teach 'em!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spagett!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...are trained not to bark

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex is a photographer for Deere. She had to photograph their version of #16 for brochures. Called it the Tree Raper 5000. Apt, I think...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jack Burton...Me!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me gusta Jarritos!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said fuck so much.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1