KillaSamzilla

196 pts ยท September 1, 2020


Oh! Hi Gary! I was just looking for the... sports... channel...

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 I do document review for a living. Cool signatures are one of the highlights of my job.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just wrapped up a divorce that started before the election. My ex was abusive and manipulative and while trying to work through stuff in my journal I wrote that Trump was America's abusive husband. It was (and still is) just wild to see the country that I live in almost literally doing the same thing I have done so many times before in my own life.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cannot stress enough how brilliant this is. When I left my ex husband my debit card was in the pocket of the skirt I wore the day before and in the hamper. I left with absolutely nothing, nowhere to go, and no way to pay for anything or identify myself. If I would have grabbed the hamper it would have made that first 48 hours so much easier. Long story short, take the hamper. And maybe check your pockets.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For some reason I always thought of the heart as like another meat glob like a liver or kidney. This kinda blows my mind a little. Very cool.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of my neighbors had a gayest place in town doormat. I was so sad when they moved. Definitely the best doormat in my building by a longshot.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is absolutely fucking terrifying.

1 year ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 1

I know fuck all about this but it me it looks like general and good are swapped.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ex-husband did that too.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god so cuuuuuute! My boy is 5 in a few days. I hope that you are prepared because I was not lol

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This show is definitely one of my faves.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha, I have the same shirt!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my god my dad is OBSESSED with the Waltons. I WISH this meant change the channel in my house growing up lol

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom and I have this kind of relationship. I hate it.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus fucking christ. How does someone put a child through this.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always love seeing your work, but this one is my favorite so far. Thank you for sharing!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That face is fantastic. Love this one lol

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is beautiful. Bless the people who can do things like this for others and actually do. You never know how much it's going to mean to someone.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 there is something so satisfying about someone who can pull off the robot really well. Like seeing a rainbow.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The mom said it's not as bad as they make it out to be. That absolutely blows my mind. Her child DIED. It doesn't get much more worst-case-scenario than that.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The toilet cares not about the parts that piss in it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#47 when I used to work at walmart it blew my mind how many people actually do this. Candy, dvds, cds... they'd spend hours at it sometimes. Like bruh, they're paying me and I'm not even worried about it, you do this for funsies?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to have a corgi who was the living embodiment of sass. She would grumble bark at me all the time and i would pretend like she was telling me about how she wanted to run for office. *grumblewoof* "Well ma'am, I can see that you have a lot of ambition, but I feel like your foreign policy leaves a lot to be desired." I miss that dog. She would make a fantastic president.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hughmungo Grant. That made my whole day.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a Turbus Derpus esq. Attorney at derp, offices - apartment. We should start a practice lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meowth is giving me beautiful squidward vibes. These are so beautiful.

2 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Honestly did not know about the 88 until the first Trump term. Had been using it in my email for years and no one ever said anything. I'm not a nazi, but I may be an idiot.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is something ive been thinking about a lot. Not everyone is suited to go full Rambo. I'm not a tank, I'm a healer and support... so I'm going to look for ways that I can take care of the people that I can, that i stand up for what is right when I see injustices happening, and do my best in my own environment to clog the wheels of fascism. I'm terrified of what the next few years will bring, but we're all gonna have to find our own ways to fight.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1