KingPython

487 pts ยท November 25, 2013


Mein Kramph

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cowards

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

King MAGAloid

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything about climbing Mt. Everest is gross.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shooter was aiming for his ear.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In a ambulamce

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks really fuckin good

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One, the majority of Americans hate Iran. Two, Dems are letting Trump dig his own grave for the midterms and the next presidential election.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

So much better with the garnish

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably irradiated

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At the beer place self medicating now. Spiraling down. I have almost no mental or physical strength or motivation.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She needs to learn how to hold a pen/pencil properly.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

So funny. My bud, who has the goofiest, intelligent sense of humor, decided to do a gro-op back in 1985. The code name was "Tomatoes". We were 18. I drove him to Cheney Stadium in Tacoma, WA one Summer night at twilight. He climbed the right field light standard, same one as today and stole a 1000 watt light bulb. It was HUGE! We never grew the Tomatoes.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dr. Seuss. Good childrens writer. Bad husband.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Me "mowing the lawn"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The porn OH MY GOD THE PORN!!!!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im parked on the side of the road next to where I work. On my lunch break right now. A small beater truck pulled in behind me. I noticed them and got my Thai Chili #5 in spray form out of my pocket. They saw me in the car and pulled away.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can see the Gulf of Mexico. Yep still there.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eggs are expensive right now.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How do I do this?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There is literally nothing "French Onion" about that pizza.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good thing farting isn't like this.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know 4 men who died prematurely. I know three had substance abuse issues. Maybe even the forth. Two died from suicide. The other two died from their circumstances related to their substance abuse. I know 2 had serious mental health conditions. They were all Catholic alter boys. One in the 60s. The other three in the 70s. The last three were at Holy Cross church in Tacoma Washington.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite movie

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Will they finance shitty tips? Reminder to peeps who tip less than 4 bucks a delivery. If you can't afford to follow tipping etiquette, you can't afford to order delivery.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Their Subs were awesome! Popcorn? Amazing!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0