When you leave work and get to go home to see your puppy
49
5
2221
The US governments stance on drugs
-7
47
325
I need money to move to Texas, so looking to sell these 1st edition Charizards (nearly mint)
-2
0
182
When a cop suspects someone of shoplifting 2 chicken tenders
-2
2
112
Walking through the rest of 2020
5
0
139
Peeing your pants has never been so heroic
5
4
222
Best sports moment of the decade
14
6
476
Hey you
7
5
279
When winter finally hits
2
0
206
Planning how I was gonna get back at the recess teacher in 2nd grade
2
0
212
Member the 90’s
15
6
499
When you hit the company party dance floor
2
2
248
Playing COD like
56
4
2331
When you get your VR headset and your character in the video game is the Step Brother
10
1
343
When I’m talking to my coworker about The Joker and the guy we don’t like comes up to us and asks us what we’re talking about
11
3
574
Don’t drink and drive kids
45
11
1515
Me, only 7 days into September
12
5
619
Shackers be like
2
0
268
My cat
14
3
493
Scu’ Me
9
3
421
What you lookin at
5
0
294
When you get your first pet and don’t know what to do with it
7
1
332
When your favorite coworker puts in their 2 weeks
15
6
648
Me at work when someone asks if I “checked my email over Labor Day”
19
2
647
When you tell somebody you’ve brought wine, crackers, and fancy cheese
12
4
505
Top Comment....
4
3
187
Anytime you see your kitten do something cute and you need to share loves immeowdeatly
10
0
455
To everyone starting this work week with a hangover
22
1
1016
Knowing you have to go back to work in 12 hours
18
6
917
Your kid making fun of you for the weak ass spanking
-2
0
168
How you look trying to fight the bouncer
2
3
198
Holding on to your last day of Labor Day weekend like
40
8
1504
When your playing fantasy football and your first round pick gets injured week one of the NFL
15
1
958
When I try to get to front page
7
5
445
PoopScoop onto my ToothBrush
6
0
339
When you buy shots at the bar and don’t want to share with anyone
-4
0
116
Kirby when he gets Buffed
-1
0
106
When the girl from the gas station swallows your load
0
0
155
How you casually run by your fat friend when they try to beat you in a race
-2
0
108
When I share one of my thanksgiving recipes to someone
10
1
493
Squirtle The Squirrel Turtle
21
1
731
First place I go to the mall every weekend
-1
0
157
Telling my mom who stole my ice cream
-2
0
105
TBT: What are you doing for Labor Day? Getting a new appliance at Sears!
-1
3
142
Memba Sears
6
19
486
Come to the dark side
21
3
945
Making my way downtown, walking fast, passing gas, and I’m home bound
11
1
519
Photo 18 plz
2
2
200
When you’re a college professor and the hot blonde girl gets a 69% on your test
19
2
899
Me: creates poorly thought out post. Everyone: downvoted. Me:
7
1
348
Halloween is coming
19
7
744
When your friends about to rat on you so you gotta end him right there
1
0
160
Stories about Jeffrey Epstein a week after he died
12
2
588
It was at this moment that pikachu knew he was fucked
5
3
471
The face your buddy makes when he’s scared on acid
1
0
167
Your friends when you hit 30
20
11
794
Cheating on me :(
9
1
485
When you beat someone in smash ultimate
1
0
180
When you give your kid the birds and the bees talk
8
4
475