KittenCreator

473 pts · February 13, 2017


I heard a story that they went to the doctor to consult for the surgery on the same day and the medical staff were very confused when the second one walked back in acting like he hadn’t just been there

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As an American, I’ve only had two jobs but they both scheduled in military time. Of course that also had me see multiple people get on the job training for military time

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s funny because the nerds struggle with the opposite gender!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

You can afford waterfront

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Classic example of penalty of fine means legal if you’re rich. I think it’s about $10000 fine for cutting down mangroves, chump change if /2

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it’s the irony of appreciating the calmness of water while simultaneously breaking the calmness and being loud.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

#28 pi isn’t EXACTLY 3.14

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I broke my wrist due to a dog crashing the golf cart I was in once.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can’t stand how most Michael Scott jokes are “laugh at this man because he has Aspergers and doesn’t understand social interactions”

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cows should be a bible and ??? Should be cows

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cleaver tagged

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In high school a trumpet player startled me for behind by playing in my ear; I smacked the trumpet which hit his teeth. He tried to be mad.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ours is Paul the wolf spider. Cool guy, we play poker on Fridays.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“If Osama was like a really cool and smart evil person than he’d be responsible for more than 600000 American deaths rather than 3000”

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve heard of them for organizations where members can “challenge” you to show your coin. Something to have on your person at all times.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is impossible for you to know enough people to be statistically significant when the state has 29 million people.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People thinking anecdotal evidence is valuable for measuring reality has been a huge problem with misunderstanding the pandemic.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The last iPhone I got came with a charge cord but no ac adapter. I don’t own a Mac so it was just trash anyway.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend calls $19.99 nineteen dollars and it drives me crazy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend calls $19.99 nineteen dollars and it drives me crazy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend calls $19.99 nineteen dollars and it drives me crazy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welp I better go stretch

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kylo was like literally dying when she beat him in a fight though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Even if it’s not an identical program

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like the problem is not about composition but about identity. Makes more sense to think like program. version 1.1 is the same program

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s okay; AOC already said that we’re alright.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being attractive and showing your face helps awareness though

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I told my girlfriend that if it wasn’t for her family being mostly awful I would be upset that she wants my last name

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Explains lore (ghosts, werewolves), the ghosts were cool new baddies, Morpheus got to be more of a badass, and then the ending happens.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0