Kitty101

34047 pts ยท November 13, 2014


Volunteer firefighter I'd like to take this moment to reflect on all of my bad experiences with birds. When I was 11, I was volunteering at the Calgary zoo. They let the peacocks run around, because they're generally harmless. It was earth day, and we were picking up trash. This flamboyant dingus decided it was going to assert its dominance over all 70lbs of me by chasing me into the men's bathroom. When I was 12, I went on a picnic at the river with my family. I'll start off by saying that Candadian geese are total assholes. I gave one bird a French fry, then the entire flock proceded to chase me down the river bank. My 140 lb dog, and my entire family, watched, dog wagging his tail. Useless mammals. 15, I was looking at the stars. I decided to pop my head out of my friends sunroof, while he was driving slowly. An owl must have thought my hair looked tasty, because he swooped at my head. Age 9-present: all birds at pet stores either poop on me or bite my fingers. Also, parrots like nomming on my ears. Mm. Over Christmas vacation, this past year, I went back to the Calgary zoo. Behold, standing in front of the washrooms was a peacock! Probably the same one from 6 years before. He was nicer this time, and let me into the bathroom. Gave me a nasty ass look though. Thanks for reading. These have been my poor encounters with birds.

Just some plant memes

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Moose x-ing

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Found this in the washroom at the hospital in my city.

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"How would you describe your sense of humour?" Me:

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Amber alert in Edmonton Alberta!!!!

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Lil birb I found in a tree today

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So my towns elementary/middle schools fields are flooded

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My cat gets really excited about her string..

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Accurate

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*Cough cough *

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Cat pictures that make me laugh

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I invested in some super realistic Christmas decorations this year

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Coati are like racoon ant eaters

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Enjoy my poorly photoshopped fancy sunbear

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Got to feed this handsome guy some corn

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My nephew and my grandpa

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Red dead redemption came out today

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Some of the photogenic animals at the Kangaroo creek farm in BC!

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My friends cat really likes birbs

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Wee bit cold out here, eh?

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Welcome to Alberta.

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Maple

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Happy piggies

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This is pie

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Canadian jaws

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My mom sent me this photo and said "the cats are reading"... I didn't even notice the black one at first

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The new neighbour seem nice

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Pie

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Some photos I took while doing structural protection in waterton AB today.

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My aunts dog is super photogenic

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Rant

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He gets really hot in the summer, but decided to lay with me instead of in the shade.

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Saw these guys while I was driving yesterday... look at those smirks

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I found the most attractive cpr dummy ever today..

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Moose in front of my and my neighbours house

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I don't think I've ever even seen my cat blink

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Heheueuaheuaheauehuaheu

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I don't even know how to caption this

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My friend took this photo today in mid eastern Alberta.. thought it was pretty sweet

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The stairs are mountains, and walks feel like marathons.. but he's still the best pup out there.

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The stairs are mountains, and walks feel like marathons.. but he's still the best pup out there.

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Photogenic duck let me take his photo

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My favourite photo of my families dogs

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Hey Imgur, I'm asking you a favour!

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Piper is not pleased with the snow

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Ahhhhh look at him in his little sweater

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This creep was watching me shower

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She's claimed my bed for her own

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They love their costumes

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My aunt dogs went to see santa...

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This is what he does when he wants my food

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Made me laugh harder than I'd like to admit

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Happy puppy

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She decided to forgive me after ignoring me for 3 hours... She was mad cause I left for four weeks...

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