824 pts ยท September 4, 2025
Those settlers all look seriously inbred, like someone drained the gene pool for the winter
They look like their gene pool dried up long ago
Funny thing about that, Donald Trump is a pedophile who lusted after his own daughter
Welcome to the new US national anthem
On behalf of Canadians I can tell you that we would rather starve than capitulate to bullies.
I picture her soaked from waiting in the rain for hours, standing in the doorway to Melania's bedroom at 2am just staring until Melania wakes up to hear her say "I won't let you come between us anymore".
So if I do this do I drape my beard over my left shoulder to highlight it or keep it tucked by my chest to remain mysterious. My beard and several moles on my back that look like the Big Dipper are my most alluring features.
Look at that picture and tell me if you would really be surprised if she unhinged her jaw and ate a guinea pig whole.
That is the equivalent of an out of shape guy just standing up out of his recliner, Dorito crumbs all over his big gut, and parkouring his way down the outside of a 20 story building to go buy smokes. We are so used to cats that we don't realize that each and every one has superpowers
I saw this and thought "well at least some of those women look human" and then I realized those were the "before" pics
I'm also sure there are quite a few chairs that no one will want to use again either
Yeah, my first thought was "do your parents know you went out dressed like that?".
I'm pretty sure Vanilla Ice and Flo Ride can be booked for kids birthday parties for less than a magician clown
He needs to really push with his hands on his knees just to stand up. He is circling the drain like the big piece of crap that he is.
I would be embarrassed to have Vanilla Ice at my birthday party
Americans give out medals like candy. "This one here is for bravery in the face of staying late to sweep the floor and this one is for surviving after the grits ran out at the mess". On par with North Korean generals.
More gaining enemies than losing friends, nothing riles up people like betrayal
Is felching still a thing? Because ICE agents are constantly felching. That's why they have tinted windows
He's a toddler's consciousness inhabiting a shrivelled ballsack that someone stuffed into a suit because they thought it was funny. He also murdered a bunch of kids in Samoa with his anti-vaccine idiocy.
I'd rather spend my money on liquor and get a free night in jail
Sounds like he's trying to avoid getting Luigied
Hoekstra is Trump's crusty, old cum sock
Does the IRGC have a GoFundMe for these kind of things?
I'm sitting here in Canada waiting for Rubio to announce that we have a nuclear weapons program that must be stopped at all costs
"Two in the pink and one in the stink!" The Shocker's battle cry rang out across the city
If I ever start a metal band it will be called "homeopathic beef tea".
That's the signature move of the Canadian curling team
Doctors a few hundred years ago used to taste pee as a diagnostic test. Diabetic pee was sweet and apparently tasty.
Excellent idea!
Those settlers all look seriously inbred, like someone drained the gene pool for the winter
They look like their gene pool dried up long ago
Funny thing about that, Donald Trump is a pedophile who lusted after his own daughter
Welcome to the new US national anthem
On behalf of Canadians I can tell you that we would rather starve than capitulate to bullies.
I picture her soaked from waiting in the rain for hours, standing in the doorway to Melania's bedroom at 2am just staring until Melania wakes up to hear her say "I won't let you come between us anymore".
So if I do this do I drape my beard over my left shoulder to highlight it or keep it tucked by my chest to remain mysterious. My beard and several moles on my back that look like the Big Dipper are my most alluring features.
Look at that picture and tell me if you would really be surprised if she unhinged her jaw and ate a guinea pig whole.
That is the equivalent of an out of shape guy just standing up out of his recliner, Dorito crumbs all over his big gut, and parkouring his way down the outside of a 20 story building to go buy smokes. We are so used to cats that we don't realize that each and every one has superpowers
I saw this and thought "well at least some of those women look human" and then I realized those were the "before" pics
I'm also sure there are quite a few chairs that no one will want to use again either
Yeah, my first thought was "do your parents know you went out dressed like that?".
I'm pretty sure Vanilla Ice and Flo Ride can be booked for kids birthday parties for less than a magician clown
He needs to really push with his hands on his knees just to stand up. He is circling the drain like the big piece of crap that he is.
I would be embarrassed to have Vanilla Ice at my birthday party
Americans give out medals like candy. "This one here is for bravery in the face of staying late to sweep the floor and this one is for surviving after the grits ran out at the mess". On par with North Korean generals.
More gaining enemies than losing friends, nothing riles up people like betrayal
Is felching still a thing? Because ICE agents are constantly felching. That's why they have tinted windows
He's a toddler's consciousness inhabiting a shrivelled ballsack that someone stuffed into a suit because they thought it was funny. He also murdered a bunch of kids in Samoa with his anti-vaccine idiocy.
I'd rather spend my money on liquor and get a free night in jail
Sounds like he's trying to avoid getting Luigied
Hoekstra is Trump's crusty, old cum sock
Does the IRGC have a GoFundMe for these kind of things?
I'm sitting here in Canada waiting for Rubio to announce that we have a nuclear weapons program that must be stopped at all costs
"Two in the pink and one in the stink!" The Shocker's battle cry rang out across the city
If I ever start a metal band it will be called "homeopathic beef tea".
That's the signature move of the Canadian curling team
Doctors a few hundred years ago used to taste pee as a diagnostic test. Diabetic pee was sweet and apparently tasty.
Excellent idea!