KittyToeBeans

824 pts ยท September 4, 2025


Those settlers all look seriously inbred, like someone drained the gene pool for the winter

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They look like their gene pool dried up long ago

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Funny thing about that, Donald Trump is a pedophile who lusted after his own daughter

4 days ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the new US national anthem

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On behalf of Canadians I can tell you that we would rather starve than capitulate to bullies.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I picture her soaked from waiting in the rain for hours, standing in the doorway to Melania's bedroom at 2am just staring until Melania wakes up to hear her say "I won't let you come between us anymore".

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So if I do this do I drape my beard over my left shoulder to highlight it or keep it tucked by my chest to remain mysterious. My beard and several moles on my back that look like the Big Dipper are my most alluring features.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at that picture and tell me if you would really be surprised if she unhinged her jaw and ate a guinea pig whole.

4 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That is the equivalent of an out of shape guy just standing up out of his recliner, Dorito crumbs all over his big gut, and parkouring his way down the outside of a 20 story building to go buy smokes. We are so used to cats that we don't realize that each and every one has superpowers

4 weeks ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 2

I saw this and thought "well at least some of those women look human" and then I realized those were the "before" pics

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm also sure there are quite a few chairs that no one will want to use again either

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, my first thought was "do your parents know you went out dressed like that?".

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure Vanilla Ice and Flo Ride can be booked for kids birthday parties for less than a magician clown

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He needs to really push with his hands on his knees just to stand up. He is circling the drain like the big piece of crap that he is.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would be embarrassed to have Vanilla Ice at my birthday party

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Americans give out medals like candy. "This one here is for bravery in the face of staying late to sweep the floor and this one is for surviving after the grits ran out at the mess". On par with North Korean generals.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More gaining enemies than losing friends, nothing riles up people like betrayal

3 months ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Is felching still a thing? Because ICE agents are constantly felching. That's why they have tinted windows

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's a toddler's consciousness inhabiting a shrivelled ballsack that someone stuffed into a suit because they thought it was funny. He also murdered a bunch of kids in Samoa with his anti-vaccine idiocy.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I'd rather spend my money on liquor and get a free night in jail

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like he's trying to avoid getting Luigied

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hoekstra is Trump's crusty, old cum sock

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Does the IRGC have a GoFundMe for these kind of things?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sitting here in Canada waiting for Rubio to announce that we have a nuclear weapons program that must be stopped at all costs

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

"Two in the pink and one in the stink!" The Shocker's battle cry rang out across the city

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I ever start a metal band it will be called "homeopathic beef tea".

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's the signature move of the Canadian curling team

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doctors a few hundred years ago used to taste pee as a diagnostic test. Diabetic pee was sweet and apparently tasty.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Excellent idea!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0