Kittybongo

8329 pts · November 14, 2011


Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure!

Genuinely curious, not sarcastic, how does she suck as a person?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got married on 12-12-12!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's married to Chris Pratt.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

LOOK AT THE USERNAME

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She likely has Möbius syndrome which causes facial paralysis.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Across from where?

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

They didn't even add the gifs though, those were on BuzzFeed with the statements.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not really sure how that makes me an asshole, but okay.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right there with you! I'm the younger sister and I'm a genetic engineer. Older sister is unemployed and trying really hard to get pregnant.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like this post. This is a nice post.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's going on with the shoulder strap though?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For those who keep asking, the top is the GMO corn and is resistant to pests. The bottom is non-GMO, damaged by insects.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Name is relevant! Too bad I'm several hours too late an no one will ever see this comment. :(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah! Science, bitch!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When I read Crabtree, I really hoped they weren't talking about MY Crabtree in Raleigh.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That must really be a problem for your social life if you can't put nuts in your mouth.

12 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 3

Yes! And we all expected a great story behind it and she was like "actually I was just terrible at gymnastics" Haha!

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Damn! It took me 2+ hours to get from Dan Allen Drive to Jones Franklin Road (via Western Boulevard). Normally takes me 5 minutes.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah? I hope you made it home safely without getting stuck in all that crap! I grew up a few miles down the road from there.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably overheated trying to make it up the hill.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In this instance, the car overheated trying to make it up the hill. Overheated and caught on fire.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This was actually on Glenwood Avenue, near the Angus Barn.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Overheated trying to get up the hill.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was just one burning vehicle. It's on Glenwood Avenue near the Angus Barn.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The photoshop is strong with this one.

12 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 7

Paul wasn't driving, he was a passenger.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0