Klompus

59 pts ยท July 1, 2015


lame

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

jesus chill out man. I can only fit one at a time, but the Ruth quote is definitely on a few other sources.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I heard it first from some old baseball guys-the kind who look like they're made of leather. Then I looked it up and ESPN confirmed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

rimshot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how have I not used this before

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

you're one of those? like there's really a difference

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

this really deserves more upvotes than it's going to get

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

yessss, let the hate flow through you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

always makes me lol when people actually reply to something I made purely for a reddit link

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

always upvote this

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

charlie's not horrible, just incredibly stupid

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the garbage industry is a gooooldmine

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

gucci mane is the ultimate: "and I got her nigga, grocery bag" wut?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

best mascot in sports

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Billy Fookin Kimbah!!! Every time I hear that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's missing the best line, "that's the world I want to live in..."

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

wake up sand sheeple

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hate to bark it to you...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it is a literal alarm, loud as hell, and the whole gym can see/hear it. then you're kindly asked to leave for being disruptive. incredible.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wow that call is perfect. also btb I set off the "lunkhead alarm" at a Chicago planet fitness once. it's very real.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

if I don't have the security of a mob on this one, nvm

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as someone who's not circumcised, I so can't relate to this

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I didn't even notice BarackNDatAzz and SirAnal at first

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I didn't even notice BarackNDatAzz and SirAnal at first

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

he's channeling Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld so much, I love it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lieutenant Crunch...get's me every time (holy shit I spelled lieutenant right the first try!!!)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

this is my favorite comment ever

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0