Krycodin

15881 pts · September 2, 2017


🇫🇮 40+ and still trying to decide what to do when grown up. Feel free to suggest.

If it's a personal email, / and your name. If it's business always do XOXOXO

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shit. Now I'm hungry

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want to be twirled like that too!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mambo always gets an upvote from me!

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Umazing!

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

God damn billionaires hitting on girls by throwing hot dogs. I wish rich sugar mommas would do that to me

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Maybe that's a list of goals to achieve

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaawwh! Gotta watch again, and again, and again. Distracted by the cat every time

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mambo!

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

To be fair, "Murphy" sounds more fun

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aah. The memories of forgetting the MicroTAC on the car roof while hanging out with buddies and failing to impress girls, just to drive away sending the phone flying. Then finding it in a ditch about 20 minutes later when realized it's missing, still working like a Nokia

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do I have to eat the blue pill right away or can I save it for a good moment?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Break them a second time too if you want. It's your food. You do you

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm lloser and closer to giving up all technology

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd have hair like that, if I had hair!

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aawwhh. I didn't even make F tier...
=(

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a good brother. Should ask him to be the next president

5 months ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

I want both ffs!

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He can ask his buddies in his own Peace Council he made

6 months ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 2

Looks like possibly my future wife

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's like you were maid for it!

6 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I look forward to that!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nevermind. Found it!

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Golshi next?

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Mar-a-lago

8 months ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 5

Smollest and cutest!

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Long live Waterfox!

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Chill homie! It was just a prank! You don't need that jaw intact or those knees anyway"

9 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0