Up up and awayyyy
Just need to find some traffic jam and I'm set for breakfast.
What I saw on their faces while watching that extra point miss.
Just a random dump for you guys to enjoy!
And you never really finish those errands..
MRW I see a post about someone not giving a shit about posts.
I'm just here for the bobbleheads.
My anaconda's reaction when I see my hun's buns.
It's not much, but I've busted my ass for it.
Check out this radical Muslim
I just don't like it
Can my little man, Ozzy get some lovin'?
As a Texan, I can confirm.
Your opinion isn't worth a denim.
MRW I'm about to pull out, but she says she's close.
Shout out to @disfit for the sweet new wallpaper.
Milk in my fridge was spoiled when I got back.
"My mom still loves me" - cake probably.
French Vanilla and Hazelnut were my favorite.
When we're stoned and I ask my buddy if he wants some of the cheesecake I have in the fridge
MRW I'm high and my buddy asks me if I've seen his blue hat.
Do 3 Godzillas count?
This dress doesn't make me look fat either.
Need to call my buddy who is an expert on bail bonds.
Be excellent to each other
In light of recent events..
You guys see the new movies coming out this year? I'm pretty excited.
DECENT!
Protect yo' invessmints!
Found one of those spiky caterpillars!
You can find his resume on the web!
Why I'll never visit Australia
The Colts would've lost anyway and jet beams can't steal melted fuel.
Love me some Grohl.
Your reaction when you read my username.
Let's see how well they fare!
MRW I'm tired of false advertising.
MFW Trying to come up with something clever for a potentially FP post.
MRW my buddy's wife yells at him for not loading the dishwasher correctly.
HRW you miss her mouth.
As a Mavericks fan.. how I feel right now
When tailoring pants for a tall gentleman.
Orale!
MRW I'm drunk, paying my tab and trying to figure out how much I'm going to tip.
Watching the person who ended your MK winning streak start one of their own.
Something something master ball
How it feels to browse Imgur.
In tents pun! Sorry... I'll show myself out.
MFW I misspell something in the description.
How I imagine going to a Halloween party as Batman must be.
BRB gonna go hide my gf's birth control.
Found this at my local Spirits store..
When my team loses, but GF is in the mood.
The way these flood waters never got inside this pool. HNNNNNG
MRW there's no line at the DMV but I realize it's Sunday.
MRW I look at the post before the title.
We got cows!
Saw this on Facebook and it made me laugh. Thought you guys might like it!
Hive you're post a turtle!