LP19

29941 pts ยท March 8, 2016


Apparently this is my public profile and I'm to write something about myself. If and when I get to front page I will tell you the secret of life.

Called it on the 2nd run

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Parqour

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Peak performance

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who else watched it 3 times before realizing it was a loop?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It was going to be a close race until Trump got involved. Now he lost bigly.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I must be. Sure like the licking my own balls part

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't know if it is a joke or not as they are the same to me. Like exactly. ๐Ÿซ 

5 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yup. Football fans all over Europe have been doing this for decades

6 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

veere?

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You lost your smile. ๐Ÿ˜ž

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As much as I want Trump gone.... how do we know the redacted part is Trump?

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

#1 my wife would point that out to me and say I'm missing out by not looking.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most likely a ferret or a rabbit. Fast and small.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pityful. We are at 10 GBPS right now.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No one does

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That one scene from Schindler's List comes to mind. One more? I could have saved one more....

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Stairs

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Your first?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So your washer identifies as an oven. Who are we to judge. #equalrights

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And that is why you pee fluorescent after to much red bull

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Mum did not trust that altar of sacrfice looking contraption and will have none of it.

1 year ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 3

Probably a cable that came loose. Easely fixable. My old betsy lasted 30 somewhat years too and with pain in my heart I replaced her because the neighbours filed a complained for the noise of a plane departing each time it started to tumble. That machine was unbreakable.

1 year ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 1

That hole episode was leading to that suckerpunch.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dot

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dotatoe

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1