LadyAz

1366 pts ยท December 5, 2015


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No problem! ?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Demisexuality is on the asexual spectrum. We only experience sexual attraction when we have a very close emotional bond with someone.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I usually see about the 12 snowflakes a year, so I'm making the most of this rare event while I can! 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where i am in the UK, it hasn't snowed like this for about 8 years - when I popped to the shop it was halfway up my calf. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Narpane...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it was a Korean art student. They got the piece graded, dropped it after collecting it back from the professor.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A Vogon (type of alien) from Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, known for their very bad poetry.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Instead of putting more bad out there, surely we should lead by example and do more good.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I don't know what half of these film posters were supposed to be for in the first place...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got a Christmas present from Marilyn Manson including tickets on the guest list, because my dad randomly meet his tour pyrotech guy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Craic is still used where I live in UK. Slang for the local news channel is "Border Craic". I go to a craft club called "Crochet and Craic".

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My mother was a driver in the military. She scared the fuck out of a Gurkha commander when he witnessed her use her elbows to steer...

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Well, I know what I'm doing next weekend...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The threat isnt just domestic - when it went over 25c in that mini heatwave last month, I was on the lookout for the Spanish Armada

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Northern English here. Anything over 20c and I feel like I'm dying. The sun can fuck off!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Depends on how long you let it cool first. The skillet, that is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So did I! Never met another who did!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

When I smoked, rollies worked out cheaper than shop bought. It's an expensive habit - glad I quit.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

You can turn that "Wobbily H" into a Sturdy A by adding a little kissing action.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0