LateParrot

3144 pts ยท September 4, 2013


He's not your Buddy, friend.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What other way? Your ear canal ends in a dead end. Out is the only way it could go to escape the water.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Newsroom

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm a Marine, Don! I will kick your ass! I don't care how many protein bars you eat!

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

The seniors are so lovable. I can't believe they have such a hard time getting adopted.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All you have to do is take off the extension ( .gif, .jpg, .whatever) as the other guy showed and it will take you to that source page.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They call me Cuban Pete! I'm the king of the rumba beat!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alpha predators are an extremely important part of an ecosystem.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Same here fellow iron-gutted human. I'm never sure if it's just an overused joke or if food really affects these people.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If one says that they find a non-white race particularly attractive, they're told they are "fetishizing" women at best or racist at worst.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Did you ever see them take the podcasts and make an animated show of it? It was perfect. The Ricky Gervais Show on HBO.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is my first greyhound as well, so ask away if you're curious about anything. The GreyTalk forum has a great community too for Q&As.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got Ds, but did she also have Ds?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You seem anti-pot in your first reply because pot won't cure cancer patients. "Going to die either way." Implying "so why bother with pot?"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excellent strategy. Let's also stop giving morphine to comfort the people in the emergency room who are certain to die anyway.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do me!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Sick people wouldn't benefit from this". *Provides example of sick people who could benefit from this*

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup. I'd say if this was on the ballot next year (presidential election) it would have a good shot. Youth vote stays home in non-Pres. years

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I wasn't nailed to my desk, I would be pushing up daisies.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clealy he and his friends drink from the bottle like a calf after its mother's teat.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whew glad I'm not alone. Addicted...but not alone.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you want to die today?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, his foot.....his whole foot of diiiiiiiick.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If A.C. Slater taught me anything, it's that significant others love being called "mama".

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?!?"

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The fuck? So it's legal to sell pussy? You just can't buy it?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All-powerful or all-loving. It can't be both. An all-powerful AND all-loving being wouldn't give a 5-year old inoperable brain cancer.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

could approach that topic without coming across as mildly (or dangerously) threatening (2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0