Legendoom

6785 pts ยท March 15, 2014


I feel like the best comedians don't use their platform to talk shit about people weaker than them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

I can't think of a moment where this wouldn't come across as forced. It's cool that they gave this line to the most badass woman in the MCU.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Yeah, this is what I come to imgur for.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Ryerson

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spoilers, asshole.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are we really lionizing two slaveowners, one outright traitor, and the man responsible for what we now call the "trail of tears"?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is not the line.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get out.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's not give him too much credit. Loving your children isn't exactly an accolade.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Honestly I think House of Cards is his best. By a country mile.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I thought he was better than Hackman. He hit the perfect balance of intimidating, vain, scheming, funny and evil.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I drive by that Tim Hortons on my way to Belleville. They just finished remodeling it, right? It doesn't look so much... 1952-ish, now.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know! I go by those windows every day omw to work. And to think after Rob Ford I was dreading the day when someone noticed Toronto again.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Much in the same way that a CAT-5 hurricane has a history of slightly impacting the real estate market.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course not. 4Chan doesn't want to fuck *them*.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

Does "people" mean "a single person" in your universe?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's nothing that armchair masturbators like more than a war they - ironically - don't have to stretch their legs to fight.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

The relationship that 4Chan has with empathy is the same sort of relationship that a runaway combine harvester has with a bunny rabbit.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

If they likened you to a 50-ton marine mammal and posted that picture to thousands of people, you may feel differently.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good for you: fellow ex-fat guy here. Now stop thinking you have the right to yell at other people about how they should live their lives.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Call me crazy, but repeated self-loathing to the point of literal fury sounds unhealthy.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

If by "hugbox" you mean "society where condescending douchebags don't tell you you must have misinterpreted your own happiness", then yes.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 10

More like the attitude of "We're pissing all over you because we think you're dying of thirst."

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Charles and Harry might disagree with you there, mate.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You hear that, guys? Let's just execute EVERY PERSON in the jails! Problem solved!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

Title, we talked about this.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope a honeymooning couple that plays the accordion with a crying baby and four angry dogs moves into the apartment next door to you!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean the death, rape and bomb threats weren't real? The ones she showed onstage, more than once? Again, I call bullshit. We're done.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4