I'm late to the party, but this is too amazing not to share.
My awesome Dad and his awesome squirrel, Spot.
Little bit of #Caturday at the last second.
One of our Fosters. This is Rocky Road. She's a Cat.
The result of when my SO and I shower together after eating Chipotle and I sneeze when bending over to grab my shampoo.
I always buy an 18 pack of rubber ducks with my wedding ring.
Penis Trident. At least it lasts for hours.
My girlfriend's reaction when I... Well... You get the idea.
#14! Favorited and forgotted.
I was supposed to be at the office 11 minutes ago.
MRW I find out he wasn't a Nigerian Prince but the I already sent the $5,000.
Our Local Government is About to get Choke Slammed.
So I tried to push up Fluffy's hair to make her look like a Super Saiyan kitty.
It's heeeerrrreeeeee!
Christmas in January! Tall about better late than never. Thank you Secret Santa. Seriously.
This happened in our small little town. Gives a whole new meaning to "Drive Through!" Amiright?? No? Nobody? Whatevs. My mom thinks I'm hilarious.
The face he makes when he knows he's been caught
I'd like to invite you guys to meet Roscoe (and Fam).
MRW I don't care what the woodland folk think about my Beatrix Kiddo costume
My SO's reaction when I'm trying to give her the D.
He's certainly a good boy.
This is Havok.
Move along, hooman. Nothing to see here.
I've never done a Christmas selfie before, but I figured the one with I have with Papaw was the only one worth uploading. Merry Christmas, Imgur.
13th Favorite. "Spider-Cat" 7 years ago. Holy crap I'm getting old.
If I fits, I sits: Bavarian Cream Edition.
She keeps trying to hump the tree and knocking it over, but I just can't stay mad at that face.
My friend sends me detailed pictures of his eyes after getting high.
MRW she says, "I don't think you can honor your 'One Trip' rule this time."
Blessed be the Fruit
Finally acting like brother and sister instead of Gladiators of the Roman Arena
They try so hard to act like they don't like each other during the day, but I finally caught the little cuddle buddies.
On Sunday night (June 17th), this happened in my small town of Dandridge, TN.
I always bite their little noses off first.
MRW I want to establish dominance and no one knows I don't have fillings
Does anyone else's thumb do this? I feel like my thumb shouldn't do this.
Take it to Papaw
MRW the toxic chemical company that caused me to grow more arms says they won't pay for all the extra gloves I'm gonna need.
Approximately 45 seconds after I took this, the scaly little fucker lunged at me. I shrieked, pushed my wife down as I tried to run away, and tripped over the curb causing me to chip my tooth. Wife still won't speak to me.
Got little man neutered and the anesthesia hasn't worn all the way off it seems.
Moon Moon has been trying to get it in for a good half hour. She finally just laid down, and now he's lookin' at me like, "Bitches, man. Bitches."
MRW my newly single mother introduces me to "hot Bob" - her hot neighbor who wants to "do the no pants dance."
MRW I'm about to get beat up and need a quick way to look tough.
MFW Dwight K. Schrute won't stop hitting me
So I went to take a pic of Fluffy perched on my dresser, and this happened. The exorcism is scheduled for next Tuesday.
Because coming out is the same as losing a job according to Hallmark.
Saw the Pocket Square Hamster and thought you guys might like to meet Twitch.
Friend posted this. Only in my hometown.
MRW dad finally tells mom he's tired of eatin' 'em slimy, sloppy eggs.
I know I'm being a Grumpy Gary, but this shit's getting outta hand.
Nike store tryin' to fuck with my emotions as an Imgurian.
The father told the child he could not have another cookie. This was the result.
The Jedi split up Chocolate and Vanilla Bear.
MRW when I get the check and find out my bitch of a coworker, Nancy, lied about the luncheon being paid for.
The things my 7 year old self would have done for this years ago...
MRW I finally get circumcised after years of my friends giving me shit about it.
TIL Mello Yello has juice in it. Doesn't matter how much juice, Mom. It has juice in it.
MRW I finally get to try out to be a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger
Work Stories? Anyone?