LexLuthorForPresident

5494 pts ยท April 21, 2016


Luthor: President? Foolish faceless man. My campaign is a farce. A small part of a much grander scheme. President ? Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be president? That's right, conspiracy buff. I spent $75 million on a fake presidential campaign all just to tick Superman off.

Well earned blue ribbon, I should say.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a risky Google.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also accepted: the end of broadcast test image/ national anthem

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welp, if I ever needed a sign to get off of the internet, THIS is a pretty solid one.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay, this looks like an ad. But there is no information. So it's an advertisement that requires that I have to search for the content?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You can show that appreciation too. With a nice meal, cool water, a nice date of a walk in a park and maybe some sexual gratification.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NGL, Frog kind of does it for me.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No time for board games.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

March 2342nd, 2020.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, yeah. That's how I name files.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fred Perry?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wife of Wang Fire, the renowned psychologist, and mother of Kuzon Fire, the mysterious kid from the colonies? I love her.

1 month ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

White and Chase?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should know that I appreciate your joke. Though you may not get the recognition you deserve, being here several replies deep. I see you.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Know this: What you got going on, should be taught in schools, so treat yourself.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Honestly, I had to stop myself from listing out Big Smoke's entire order after "... taking requests." That would have been funny but seriously, I just looked at the store page, spread the word.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good, good. Now, since you're taking requests. Will you put that in the post description for the boost?

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Who do I ask about the dumpster fire pin? I am sure google can answer but if somebody recognizes the artist, give me a link?

2 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

That's good, I like that.

2 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

In his defense, he's really, really good at identifying otherwise identical things.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You are 100% correct. Quarantine was the found footage in an apartment building.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are correct, I will not delete my shame though. Also. fuck yeah she was rad character, I still want her to be the lieutenant that steps up instead of the fuck we did have as the punk antagonist.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, that's the one. Fuck, all I had to do was look over at my book case to see the correct title. Many apologies, and thank you.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the exact cross between Mad Max and the later Resident Evils. No zombies but they couldn't decide what flavor apocalypse they wanted.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#2 is from a movie called Quarantine, I think. Fairly decent plot concerning the total lock down of a Scotland(?) after a virus gets loose.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

You slipped a Discworld reference in there, don't let yourself believe that nobody noticed

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oooh, throwback. That's fun.

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Welp, do mistakes happen. You can learn from them and if you aren't so proud as to hide your mistakes, others can learn from them too.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, I am getting old.. but also sure, *SteveRodgersinConfreneceRoom.jpeg*

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0