LightPoster71

16188 pts ยท May 13, 2015


If you are seeing this, I banged your mom. I'm terribly sorry, I didn't mean for it to happen, it just...did. So anyway I'm your new dad now, so want to play catch or something?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hadouken guys from Street Fighter video games.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get out of here, Nic Cage!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Loved this show

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The entire thing. Why do they say get out then one parent is there changed colors to what the green iguana said. Sorry and thank you!

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 12

NOT THIS YEAR, BUDDY!! (funny joke though!)

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5/7, the perfect score.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thighs still not big enough. +1

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is there a movie that this sentence isn't true for?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Until they are ready.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in for Pugsmas.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm being calm now, but you wait until this zoo closes.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guys.... It's not like she was clothed down there. We all know the bottom part is a snake that doesn't have hair.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ba-bum, ba-bum, ba-ba-ba-bum. oooooOOOO

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He needs to stabilize the motion of the blade. It's absorbing the force from the sledgehammer.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Are we sure this isn't the doll? Like an actual doll?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Team Hazy all the way.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is he ok?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He has more integrity that a Republican.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good. Someone bring 2.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pizza party is what we are allowed. We do what we can but we can't make all the calls. I want my staff to get paid.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Until this post, it would been a No. Until this post."

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

No one replied "Not berry long"? Imgur, I'm disappointed in you.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They are trying their best, Bront.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Our battle cry is "Maybe next year!"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Barista

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You know how to pick 'em.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to talk to your manager.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0