Anyone else sympathize?
As a Kmart worker, here's my company's slogan:
Does anyone else remember Jackie Chan Adventures?
My optical mouse has a demon contained in it.
Just got paid five minutes ago and looked at my pay stub
When Mom says dinner is ready and you get there and it's not ready
This makes me afraid to drive in icy/snowy conditions.
With your support, we can make a difference. #Kony2012
The judges weren't fond of the Super Saiyan Goku hair
Maybe one day D':..
Fuck my life.
Found this at Target in the birthday section
OK BAI HAVE GR8 TIIIIIEM
Everyone's always uploading pics of their cat, dog, basilisk, dragons and boobies but here's a picture of a parrot I used to own
You've been unsubscribed from all future e-mails.
Unsanitary.
MRW I find my lost glasses
Yeah.
Please don't yell at me.