LiterallyAWizard

81791 pts ยท October 8, 2015


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Totally fake, it's obviously gonna be named the Freedom Ball.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hips so wide she can use 'em as armrests, dayum

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"With these sunglasses on, nobody can tell where I'm looking!"

16 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dunno why he got down voted, he's 100% correct.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

In his defense, we have yet to see anything he *is* good at.

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Oh honey, we've been in decline for a *while*.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We're not chill, we're overwhelmed. There's a difference.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lovely and accurate diagram of Canada, South Canada, Souther Canada, and Greenlanada

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to think the care providers in my state wouldn't as well, but the thing is, even if they didn't, the administration has already found ways to work around noncompliance a couple times - remember when Doge seized millions of people's medical records? I wasn't in there, at least in that regard, but if I started the procedure and Trump did something like that again, they would have me. And yeah, it would be one thing if it was just me, but it isn't.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only reason I haven't looked into HRT is because I would be on official documentation doing so, and I can't reliably expect them to not be able to get access to my medical records somehow, even though I live in a blue state. I live with 4 other nonconformists, if I create a trail then my entire household is at risk.

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Why would they want to distract from that? They don't give a fraction of a fuck about public health, and never have. As far as they're concerned, this isn't even newsworthy, and isn't worth their time.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't the Flash get his because the lightning strike caused a chemical explosion?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing the electromagnetic field somehow, but I could be wrong.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It feels like aliens trying to communicate, but only knowing the language in the most mechanical, literal sense. They understand the 4-6 era is the most popular by a wide margin, but they can't understand why. They know the 7-9 era is massively unpopular, but can't understand why.

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Prob'ly gon be in the 20-ish years between 3 and 4, is my guess. Partly cuz he dies shortly after, and partly cuz the stuff they make after that time window keeps bombing massively and they're desperate to get anything at all out of the franchise that they can.

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You guys are getting circuses?

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Given that I haven't gone for more than 24 hours without seeing it mentioned at least once, I'm gonna guess the answer is "No"

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"This asshole keeps biting my tail! I'd better bite their tail - OW FUCK MY TAIL!"

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Def hoping for the CIS dumps, ngl

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Man, they sure took their time doxxing this dude

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Do you guys have your "Wands" ready?" *Cut to two gentlemen holding baseball bats with nails driven into them, and one holding a shotgun with a sticky-note that says 'Wand'*

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#1 Oh honey, if I'm casting spells at you then "whether you're still standing" is the least of your concerns

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Every time I hear random fireworks outside I immediately check Social Media to see if he's dead, followed by the news

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I suppose it would have to be, nobody else is qualified

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Okay, but now that he's gone, who's going to stop partway through the investigation and describe the entire sequence of events they just experienced firsthand?

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To be fair, the first thing we'll be flooded by are people injuring themselves with fireworks - except the location of death, which will be flooded by his diaper overloading.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh, I'm an amateur entomologist, I have no room to complain about another animal's mouth structure.

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