Good morning. ^_^
Guacadile
(Fraternal) Twin Deisel
Happy Friday, Guys!
Dinosaur dump. Dino droppings?
I don't even have a valid excuse
Errm... Ok.
Do Orcs have menus? Do they appreciate Fine Dining?
I KNOW HIM
Whenever someone says "I'm offended"
I'm at work and I don't wanna be here.
Follow your goddamn dreams
Hey guiz. Here are some tumblrs that broke my brain probably
My mom and my dad, in 1984. Really puts their age difference into prespective.
Don't you think she looks tired?
Punk aint dead. Its just the off season.
Stick this blast in your past!
When you forget your phone when you poop
Its not always a journey of self discovery... sometimes it just is
I've never been so invested in naming anything.
So, we got my mom a few coloring books for christmas...
Yo-yo, check this out
An old friend had a babby and now all she ever tries to do is make me meet her.
Happens every time
The gif that killed me
Can someone make this into one photo so it looks like hes playing for his tiny self?
Today, after two years with no car, I bought this beauty. I couldn't be prouder of myself, I earned this car!
sounds delicious
Blah Blah Blah something about seeing her accent
My favorite lady-romance. ^_^
Andrea De La Ossa Body Painting
Here are a few of my favorite things
TMYK: Crystal the monkey is everywhere.
When the man I thought I loved told me to kill myself
*hic* Healthcare!
MRW I think I might be magic.
This post is punder arrest.
dur dur dur
pew pew pew
rekt
When I met my friends not so attractive pregnant girlfriend...
No, thank you
I sure didn't.
Leo won an Osc-- ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD
Hey Usersub, I need a small amount of help.
I DO want to brag. The first comment I ever made was true AND made top comment.
When you cant find the right word for something...
"I got an oscar and girl scout cookies! It's like i dont even care what happenes for the rest of the day!" -Leo, probably
Found this coin. Pretty pleased when I flipped it over.
MRW I see my friend through the window eating at a busy restaurant while I'm walking down the street
I don't expect this to get far
When I wish I could upvote something more than once.
Because you don't wanna end up in Joan Rivers
This is old, but I sent this to my (still) twi-hard friend.
MRW two women ask me how their new augmented breasts look...