This is a 'fuck you' post. Ignore everything else and go fuck yourself
"The Simpsons" does it again!
Punday makes me so corny
Why so serious
Bite size freedom dump (13)
Boy, 6, is mauled to death and girl, 5, is seriously injured in horror pit bull attack on their way to school
The Earth without art is just "Eh"
Anyone can be a father, but takes a real dad to tell a dad joke (20)
Naming hurricanes
Re-accomadating United Airlines Stocks
Feeling a bit sluggish today?
That 3rd frame eyebrow raise can get a girl moister than an oyster
Jokes on me
MRW I've been converted to Team Human
Memorable quotes from movie dads
Americans google 'how do I emigrate?' as searches for 'end of the world' rise around the planet
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National Pepperoni Pizza Day
Congrats
I'm so confused
Cleanse your palate with a refreshing cup of Joe
Congratulations are in order
Motherless babies possible as scientists create live offspring without need for female egg
Why so serious