Call me chicken one more time.
Effort 100.
Retirement goals
Precisely.
Well.
One image that'll make you go this isn't tennis! This is anal sex!
Mondays are exhausting.
Not my OC.
When you're birdwatching and find a pair of tits hopping on trees
*tips fedora*
Being overprotective.
When all bathroom stalls are occupied
My 2 pixels
*comma*
Father, is that you.
Such a good boy.
May I interest in some..
One job!
It's ON!
Coming out of closet be like...
I'm squeezed.
When it's hot, and your nipples get all sweaty.
Steaks have never been higher
The pain is real.
For the brown people!
When you've been in coma
Freshly Grilled.
Usually I like to treat myself
Yoga is hard.
Oral you say?
When you don't like lumps in your protein shake.
To keep the spirits "up", vote
When songs end up being weirdly classified.
Wise moon moon
Recently in life..
Slam dunk.
When it's Sunday and you have work to do
Morning Wood
When I hear about weird shit going on
Best banjo player I've known since a long time
When you're doing dishes and someone comes and asks if you can do this one extra dirty plate..
DBZ Abridged
Guilty..
Shampoos, now in more exotic flavours than sauces..
pun-ish
Hairy potter
Checking Imgur on 29th July
Never forget
When someone wants my cookie
life 101
Staggering.
Whore diaries
From where it all started
No communication about the brawl association