285 pts ยท November 28, 2016
Paper cut survivor
Damn she got a jawline
When teachers try to be cool
Well, someone's going to die
Well that plane is NOT taking off anytime soon
Owning "bat bras" is SUPPORTIVE to your ego and sure has PERKS
????????????
This describes my life
THEY HAVE EVOLVED!!! MOUNTAIN GOATS WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD!!!!
Surprised there was no Kylie Jenner
Hey don't judge. Your not you when you're hungry.
I would slap you, but I wouldn't want to get bitch on my hand
Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason I have trust issues
I'm SWEPT away
Who knew they liked to suck dick
Texting at the gym. Well that sure is a way to burn calories
Would downvoting give you points?
*claps with RESPECT*
Imagine walking in on that sister that take 45 minute showers in THESE showers
Those monkey arms.
Along with like, every white girl ever
Honestly the dog was just protecting the world. You could see the evil glare on that baby's face
The only dates I get are updates
Impressive yes... but why is this is the funny category?
What can they say? It's the most wonderful time of the year
Damn she got a jawline
When teachers try to be cool
Well, someone's going to die
Well that plane is NOT taking off anytime soon
Owning "bat bras" is SUPPORTIVE to your ego and sure has PERKS
????????????
This describes my life
THEY HAVE EVOLVED!!! MOUNTAIN GOATS WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD!!!!
Surprised there was no Kylie Jenner
Hey don't judge. Your not you when you're hungry.
I would slap you, but I wouldn't want to get bitch on my hand
Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason I have trust issues
I'm SWEPT away
Who knew they liked to suck dick
Texting at the gym. Well that sure is a way to burn calories
Would downvoting give you points?
*claps with RESPECT*
Imagine walking in on that sister that take 45 minute showers in THESE showers
Those monkey arms.
Along with like, every white girl ever
Honestly the dog was just protecting the world. You could see the evil glare on that baby's face
The only dates I get are updates
Impressive yes... but why is this is the funny category?
What can they say? It's the most wonderful time of the year