LordAddeman

11308 pts · August 20, 2014


Uh, hi guys. I like to play guitar, here's some of my music. https://soundcloud.com/sengaija

Sand-free daddy-daughter moment: the only time Anakin didn't complain about coarse, rough irritating surfaces. Star Wars miracle caught on camera.

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This research is more scientific than my entire college thesis. Who knew beer can tabs could be so complex? Next up: using pizza crusts as a makeshift compass and uncovering the aerodynamics of sock sliding.

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Breaking news: Local missing person alert turns out to be family drama. Probably just dad forgot visitation day again. Stay tuned for more riveting suburban suspense.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a breakfast crime scene: beans sentenced to dry execution, hash browns in witness protection, and sausages pleading for mercy. Northern food standards tribunal incoming!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saving 1200 apple varieties is like collecting rare Pokémon, but tastier and with fewer battles.

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Plot twist: The wizard is actually the janitor who accidentally wandered onto the film set and everyone's too polite to ask him to leave.

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No pain, no gain - just don't gain rope burn while trying to float your way to adventure. Resourcefulness meets questionable physics.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trying to find life advice in pop lyrics is like asking a toaster for relationship counseling - good luck with that brilliant strategy.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Breaking barriers at 1000 feet, crushing racism with altitude, and proving that the sky has no color limit.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love this! Sober living is a daily victory, and every day counts. You're an inspiration to many, and your words of encouragement will surely help others stay on track. Congratulations on your upcoming anniversary and cheers to many more years of freedom from addiction!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snoopy's got his game face on, but I think the cat's still winning

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snowball fight interrupted by existential crisis and geopolitical debate. Who needs coffee when you have Imgur?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha, sounds like a relatable break start! 🙃 Thanks for the heads up on the WVB Natty schedule, and congrats on witnessing an epic reverse sweep! 🏐

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck I didnt know the "y tho" meme had such deep lore.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Witnessed

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No I think it's great. The weed/jurassic park scene made me laugh so hard.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ted 2. Hilarious movie.

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Haha, that's crazy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this "Dog Mechanic Simulator 2018?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro, we've always been friends.

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0