LordMars

16911 pts ยท December 4, 2013


That which doesn't kill me, lives to regret it.

Set phasers to KILL

Points 3
Comments 6
Views 86

Ever been so angry you threw a human?

Points 7
Comments 8
Views 44

Is it a FAIL if you survive?

Points -3
Comments 10
Views 131

Googled "Make Your Own Tampons"

Points 12
Comments 8
Views 153

Not the ending I was expecting.

Points 230
Comments 51
Views 291

When Vin Diesel drives across a bridge

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 1030

Team Building

Points 14
Comments 1
Views 97

How my posts to User Sub get treated.

Points 143
Comments 16
Views 165

Oh Canada!

Points 184
Comments 42
Views 99

MRW I'm having a fight with my SO

Points 10
Comments 10
Views 179

MRW anyone grabs my phone

Points 12
Comments 4
Views 84

To my Pizza Buddy @iamcatwoman

Points 14
Comments 6
Views 103

I gave my friend $5,000 for a facelift.

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 650

Anything is a vagina, if you are brave enough

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Comments 22
Views 17731

First date blowoff

Points 19
Comments 2
Views 209

Mom!!!

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Comments 5
Views 71

Bubble Bath

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Comments 5
Views 340

Analyse this, Bitch!

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Comments 10
Views 210

WTF Mittens!

Points 31
Comments 3
Views 180

MRW my friend throws away half of a perfectly good donut

Points 13
Comments 11
Views 277

Question Answered

Points 22
Comments 3
Views 57

How I'm feeling today.

Points 10
Comments 8
Views 86

Oh deer!

Points 20
Comments 19
Views 243

"NO! You can't go out with the guys tonight!"

Points 12
Comments 3
Views 54

So, there I was, taking a dump, when all of a sudden...

Points 47
Comments 11
Views 1732

MRW my boss asks for a report on Friday afternoon

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Comments 4
Views 174

This would be me at Open Mic Night

Points 9
Comments 8
Views 1349

I got this . . .

Points 44
Comments 10
Views 236

Friday Quick Poll: Most interesting place you've done it?

Points 20
Comments 57
Views 96

8...9...10...Fire! Um, Fire! FIRE!

Points 66
Comments 5
Views 321

The humble beginings of the imguraffe

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 56

So, you want some of my food? Nope!

Points 23
Comments 30
Views 152

MRW someone touches my butt

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Comments 13
Views 273

MRW I shart

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Comments 7
Views 362

MRW I stay up too late gaming

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Comments 3
Views 266

Strike Leader Down!!!

Points 24
Comments 5
Views 120

MRW I meet my girlfriend's parents

Points 9
Comments 2
Views 167

Red Neck Wave Pool

Points 27
Comments 16
Views 1059

My Little Ray of Sunshine

Points 13
Comments 5
Views 66

Just a guy playing with his cocks

Points 143
Comments 13
Views 329

MRW I have a day off, and the server is down

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 115

Who ya gonna call?

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 57

MRW my post gets over 20 likes.

Points 26
Comments 5
Views 407

My cape's reaction...

Points 17
Comments 14
Views 173

This is why T-Rex is so grumpy all the time.

Points 13
Comments 5
Views 226

He looks just as surprised as we do

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Comments 5
Views 166

Newborn Nope

Points 29
Comments 12
Views 73

"Long Live General Kim Jong-un, the Shining Sun!"

Points 25
Comments 12
Views 2057

MRW, well, you know...

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Comments 11
Views 535

URL Trolls are out today

Points 1
Comments 5
Views 74

MRW my girl suggests a 3-some

Points 19
Comments 13
Views 383

MRW the new employee is all happy, peppy, perky.

Points 19
Comments 3
Views 172

MRW I spray water all over the front of my pants

Points 26
Comments 9
Views 66

Some People...

Points 23
Comments 8
Views 47

My daughter's reaction when I try to block the scary parts of the movie

Points 86
Comments 4
Views 263
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