Set phasers to KILL
Ever been so angry you threw a human?
Is it a FAIL if you survive?
Googled "Make Your Own Tampons"
Not the ending I was expecting.
When Vin Diesel drives across a bridge
Team Building
How my posts to User Sub get treated.
Oh Canada!
MRW I'm having a fight with my SO
MRW anyone grabs my phone
To my Pizza Buddy @iamcatwoman
I gave my friend $5,000 for a facelift.
Anything is a vagina, if you are brave enough
First date blowoff
Mom!!!
Bubble Bath
Analyse this, Bitch!
WTF Mittens!
MRW my friend throws away half of a perfectly good donut
Question Answered
How I'm feeling today.
Oh deer!
"NO! You can't go out with the guys tonight!"
So, there I was, taking a dump, when all of a sudden...
MRW my boss asks for a report on Friday afternoon
This would be me at Open Mic Night
I got this . . .
Friday Quick Poll: Most interesting place you've done it?
8...9...10...Fire! Um, Fire! FIRE!
The humble beginings of the imguraffe
So, you want some of my food? Nope!
MRW someone touches my butt
MRW I shart
MRW I stay up too late gaming
Strike Leader Down!!!
MRW I meet my girlfriend's parents
Red Neck Wave Pool
My Little Ray of Sunshine
Just a guy playing with his cocks
MRW I have a day off, and the server is down
Who ya gonna call?
MRW my post gets over 20 likes.
My cape's reaction...
This is why T-Rex is so grumpy all the time.
He looks just as surprised as we do
Newborn Nope
"Long Live General Kim Jong-un, the Shining Sun!"
MRW, well, you know...
URL Trolls are out today
MRW my girl suggests a 3-some
MRW the new employee is all happy, peppy, perky.
MRW I spray water all over the front of my pants
Some People...
My daughter's reaction when I try to block the scary parts of the movie