After getting a toenail basically ripped out and having 2 lumps removed. The good boy is home. Cancer free

60

4

1039

Cheese ... gromit

2222

83

97156

Shut up and sing Happy Birthday

12

1

415

Just watch it, or don't its only two minutes. im not a cop

13

13

500

War ... War never changes

20

17

604

I have a question, garlic bread for your trouble

16

11

595

S'wheat Jesus!

19

8

433

Turn your gaze upon this wretched thing

1394

71

73452

And said unto thee, the price has risen

10

4

13

Finally back to matching sets

34

12

15

I got her! I named her Sakura (you fuckers were no help there) cherry blossom because shes a darker red, not tan. And card captors.

13

2

359

Trying to have sex while my SOs mom is just outside the door

59

12

2101

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1

20

When i tell a joke and everybody gets it

47

3

750

I've prepared myself, Here it comes

38

12

67

I want a live-action Gargoyles movie directed by Guillermo del Toro

1784

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7164

Everybody take a breather. Meet sakura. She likes being tall and pretty. Just brought her home

19

1

547

The shower was golden

15

13

746

Erection reaction

1970

110

12596

"I's can play too?"

1

3

75

Hid a piece of cheesecake in the fridge .... Now it's gone

20

13

587

Well user-sub is flooded with UFC posts, it's bedtime. Here's some garlic bread

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36960

Guys. I know a lot is going on right now. So here's my new best friend. Im picking her up today. Stay safe and strong

20

1

697

Sometimes I can slip one by you guys

-2

7

80

Going to the gym is the wurst

29

12

1713

Wood you not?

56

17

864

Try so hard to be good during quarantine

41

8

914

You'd try it wouldn't you ...

93

19

769

Loading a gif on the Imgur mobile app

83

13

400

We're awake! Time to shine

65

7

1395

What if

24

2

72

NOT A SAD POST DONT WORRY. Screw the points. Need you bastards. I need names for my new girl. Alotta energy, kinda dimwitted 5 month old. More orange than tan. Help! Im at a loss

29

27

957

When you don't get picked to join a side

15

13

919

So instead of the success kid for sexual posts, Why not Sexual Success RDJ

13

2

264

Golden shower joke goes here

21

17

1323

When you see your cellmate dragging a kid

17

3

481

MRW she tries to take off my utility belt and im not hard yet

15

2

1114

Best one wins a date with Chewie

190

166

176

Harsh Vader

89

25

1035

I've got a bone to pick with you

18

5

898

I just want more people to see this

32

15

1162

Still counts as one

5129

205

41165

"Seeing you makes my day better babe"

6

12

3612

Have at thee!

39

15

548

Give him a whistle he thinks he's the king

47

9

139

Nothing like a good stiff one

37

5

284

When she says we can have sex but have to be quiet

25

8

616

Delayed the inevitable

14

9

73

War, War never changes.

22

0

792

Shopping at Costco

17

6

517

My girlfriends reaction when she beats me at Mario Kart

31

4

314

The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative

78

19

8566

That is one sassy Jesus

13

7

11287

When im drunk and the microwave beeps

34

14

880

Never late, never early. He arrives precisely when he means to

3988

66

25471

Im about to take a bus to see my girlfriend for the first time in months

103

18

730