LulaFortune

1272 pts ยท February 22, 2015


I beg to differ... I love my BF's dogs but if I'm angry they're not going to change a thing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The flipside of the custody thing is that a man can walk away from his family but if a woman does the same thing it's considered neglect

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

it makes him feel pretty

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just finishing a 16hour over night shift here. Thinking hurts.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm making it pretty apparent that I'm attracted to you" probably translates roughly to "I'm being polite."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So? I'd rather eat blood than shit.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

I've only ever used and seen tindr used for trolling, does anyone actually use this app to hook up?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm ok without the challenge tbh, I'll stick to lovely, sexy, uncomplicated penises <3

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got so annoyed at a guy requesting it once I just blurted out angrily "YOUR PRICK IS IN MY CUNT, OK?"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or if you're pretty good at drawing and you draw masses of mediocre bollocks and just choose to show people the odd accidental masterpiece

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but it's not dick shaped ;______;

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you skin your humps?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You are talking to one of the few people who have written more books when they've read" - 70% of the people I've met who write for a hobby

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I pretty much dont bother with American comedy or British drama.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a straight woman and I still get this when I talk to women I've not met before

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I swear my tongue is too big to lie flat in my mouth, how does that even work?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I started smiling as though about to laugh but it slowly twisted into a disconcerted grimace

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only guy I've met who liked salvia also told me he enjoyed sleep paralysis.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah but you want the things you contribute to be receive some attention. Why else would you post them?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish it was all about crows

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought Asda was owned by Walmart?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I did a patch test and it came up itchy + red. Used it on my hair anyway (I was 15 and thick as shit) thankfully it somehow turned out ok

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a woman and but other women still seem perplexing. I remember a housemate crying because she wanted to be a wolf she saw on TV.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This made me feel at peace about growing old. Most art in that subject doesn't tend to do that for me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eep. I had no idea some people found it so hard. Sorry, sounds lame :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I dont even have phone anxiety, I have no idea why I do this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never had cheese curds, are they squeaky in the same way halloumi is?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Baffles me that some girls cant do this. Find. Your. G spot.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 14

I dont think these are the same groups of women...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

but if it's just a one night stand attrative but dull is fine so long as they're not irritating. [2/2]

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0