MASkeptic

10947 pts ยท February 8, 2014


I like irony and deliberately misusing words.

"Happy Birthday! I got you a present. It's fire. TRY IT ON.*

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Excuse me, the ooze turned them into anthropomorphic turtles, it was the teaching of their adopted father and their dedication to their training that turned them into ninjas.

1 month ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Just a reminder that the revolutionary style guide calls for landlords to be killed by a mob. With that said, revolution is a living and evolving language and you should communicate however is most effective with your target audience.

3 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Urg, now I'm going to have to write a DND campaign where the PCs have to find a charm to keep from getting polymorphed into a mushroom.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thems grapes.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen the full video and there are multiple people who said it wasn't the white guy who shouted it. Sunn m'Cheaux did a really good video on this.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The slow blade penetrates the shield

7 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

I only know what this is because of Henchman 1 from the Venture Brothers.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These actions were to benefit a select handful of war profiteers and oligarchs under whatever pretext would stick.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can change the background on most videocall apps, hope this helps. :*(

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those posts reminded me I have a batch of seasonal that Ive been aging since last year.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Course you'd have to delay it somebody's going to have to clean up that mess where the previous guy was murdered.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks Ben.

9 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Chucklefuckabee"

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The US has internal access to locations with lax regulations for money laundering and asset hiding *cough Delaware cough* so no need to risk the additional regulatory scrutiny of moving the money internationally.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Christmas Dinner with family, came out in 2020 iirc.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

๐Ÿ›ž๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘Œ

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

๐Ÿ›ž๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘Œ

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even a class war needs Jody.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Please consider the number of avoidable deaths in the US due to lack of access to medical care, affordable housing, and negligent capitalism and realize we're already keeping these rich assholes alive by sacrificing more than a thousand a day.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Just twist yourself around like you're wringing out a towel."

10 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

IIRC she learns to wipe before the series is over which means she has more character development than most anime protagonists

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Extremely pour. Pour. Pourdinary.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Like childbirth, but you have to raise the fart.

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He hurt his back.

11 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Bofus you've correctively used then/than in a public comment section about politics, something that is rare enough that you deserve recognition. Thank you for helping fight back autocorrect and low grammar proficiency.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The next campaign I ran after the movie one of my players cast SWD I paused and said hey the movie was great but let's avoid a repeat. PlayerA 1) "What is your name?" Corpse: replies in a different language "I don't understand your language." PlayerB "Wait he's speaking Calish." PA 2) "What did he say?" P2 & C: "I don't understand your language." PA: "It's ok, I cast 'Tongues', 3) You can understand me now, right?" DM: I've asked too much of you .

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kickflip!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh wow, its skin looks so smooth, I'll bet that was like handling silk.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was his reading for the new x rated Winnie the Pooh movie

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1