When the young hipster gay couple brings a rescue pit to the dog park to disprove misconceptions of pits being violent, and it immediately proceeds to maul my lil bro's golden retriever
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MRW imgur smokes crack and posts the same comment 4 times
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882
When I realize the Emerald City Comicon is underway in Seattle
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423
When I realize I live in a world where everyone calls dogs "doggos"
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452
When the doctors office asks if I'd have a problem receiving my physical from a female doctor.
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When I realize I'm about to have my first threesome
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683
When I reluctantly upvote another dumb Secret Santa post
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73625
Browsing user sub today like
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106
Construction company erecting a new building across from mine installed these new porta-shitters this morning.
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537
My first dress.
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1942
Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!
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939
When yet another person tells me Boyhood was an amazing film
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229
You passed out in your chair again, dad.
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104
MRW we do the secksies and she says my porn name should be Magic Johnson
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236
How girls take selfies nowadays
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153
MRW the hipster at the beach named his son "Hawkeye"
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7934
Anna Kendrick appreciation day
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213
When the cute new broad sits right outside the men's room and I just had my first coffee of the day
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653
When the special ladyfriend unbuckles and makes being stuck in traffic way more enjoyable...
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7007889
Every time
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97
MRW my gf accidentally squirts into my eye, and I ain't even mad about it
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MRW my gf calls me "gay" for suggesting we get an xmas tree tonight
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1815
When I visited Italy and tried to use my old Liras
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470
Good news: I didn't drop my new nephew.
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112
When I give a group of new hires the office tour
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.001 seconds after confirming that she finished
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677
Trying to pee with a morning missile
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3415
I am disappoint.
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153
Result of riding the dirtbike all weekend long
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958
Chin it to win it
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77
When your gf gets sick
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15918
This morning when I checked most viral for the first time in a month or so
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178
MRW I'm watchin pron and notice the special ladyfriend walk into the room in her new lingerie
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832
When I, a usersub sadomasochist, occasionally check the front page
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446
and then read an even more fucked up title
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302
This little dog really wanted to run me over.
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58
MRW my brothers joke about me always being on that fucking nerd website Imgur
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1940
MRW I claim the 7 alarm wings at Wing Dome aren't that hot
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597
THEY LIED
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MRW I Chun Li everyone around me in the club
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4
345
My sister just got released from college
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64
When my dog rips ass in the room as I'm about to provide the special ladyfriend with great pleasure
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445
Beware
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181
Had Chipotle last night
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1
224
When my gf asks where I want to nut
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630
Everyone's reaction when the guy with BBO gets off at the next stop
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275
TIL: ISIS has an all-female Sharia Law enforcement brigade.
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1366
When some 69ing is about to happen and she's slowly positioning herself onto my face
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Downvotes all selfies
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58
When 30 minutes of getting head isn't working
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355
MRW my workplace is extremely quiet and my new shoes are squeaky as a mofo
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4010
MRW I had a front row seat at a Tijuana donkey show last weekend
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6454
MRW my Canadian gf tries to argue that "Canadian bacon" isn't just ham
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869
MRW I show my grandma how to pick up a call on her cell phone
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272
The mechanics of a car, according to my gf
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35909
MRW I'm tyring to look cool in a hurricane
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MRW my coworker asks where she should sit
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