I’m a dad at heart and my sis is a ditz
Grocery store gems
Coffee
Slower you slut
Satisfy
Sweet serenade
5 hours and counting
Poor pelicans
Califoolya
It’s October 1th (spoopy season is here)
New addition to the collection
Checking on dinner after I forgot I was cooking something.
Trying to escape my anxiety and depression
LnI
Yes I know... I... know...
LNhI
I can’t afford it
MRW someone thinks I’m asleep and they try to sneak up on me.
Shag-gy
Bakersfield sucks! This was the only highlight passing through.
SS came in, it’s my only present
Engineering
(Potato quality) “covfefe” license plate
It’s a me, warglaburahgah-ooooh
S
Learned so much
Dance like Nobody’s watching
Anyone know “frank lefty o’doul”?
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