Macs13

11730 pts ยท January 13, 2012


Locksmith by trade. Ridiculous by design. Pathfinder, D&D and paintball. Gym on the side, and looking towards academia.

White Whale, Holy Grail

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was a fun ride guys, thanks

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas to you and your family!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please do! I'd love to see mini-jungle of mangroves and 'other things' (Puns aside, seriously, take some pics)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sadly. I'm from the city and live outside of it. There's a measurable difference on the street from the core and say anywhere 30km away.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What if their last name is 'Ho'...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kay Konah Kameson

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I Love you

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A flatulence

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lj Hooker, selling you the large tracts of land so you can rent out her large tracts of land.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Could also work for a hunting store.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got puns for days, and dick for at least a second or two...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The title is coming up short.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This post feels flacid.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aurora

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was having a shit night. This post is a day old, no one is going to see this comment. But +1 for you Blaperman for making me smile.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking love it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I just have to get this off my chest. My last comment was a lie. I arrowed before I opened another beer. I just... I had to be honest.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I thought 'before shots' was just a picture of a table you hadn't filled with shot glasses yet. Disappoint. *pops beer 4, arrows right*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"we've got to take the power back! And...And the gobstoppers too I guess..."

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

*Cinder blocks Mr. President.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Your kid's going to get punched in the face, unless you're walking with him. Then you're going to get punched in the face.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Shit on their desk

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

We were busy in both World Wars. Our Military gets made fun of a lot, but we consistently win respect from our peers in the field.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The faster you're falling, are you stopping and stalling? Are you running in circles again?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally inappropriate for a bris through.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's an oral sex joke here, I'm just too lazy to bother.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Deal.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0