My buttcheeks are indeed magical. They have the abilities to grant one wish per person and to fly by flapping like wings. Also, if you dare screenshot this and get to FP I'll buttcheek-fly into your house and apart from the first wish I'll let you have 2 more. No extra wishes tho. Don't cheat.
AMIGO!
Kelly!
Skyrim: "you have a weapon" "you don't use because you have dragon shouts and freaking magic"
SOMEONE POST TRAVOLTA DANCING IN PULP FICTION ALREADY
#24 fucked me up fam
Huh. Also, LeBaron sounds like an awesome villain name. If I'd were you I would really consider becoming one. Just sayin' :P
Probably a stupid question, but why where you born in Mexico? Why did your father establish the colony there and not in the US?
*'Nam-like flashbacks of the prequels come back*
Source: I'm Argentinian.
For what I understood from the post, OP is Mexican. Having a numerous family is common in most Latin American countries.
*her *sigh* fucking phone
It's ger choice, why do you mind?
@cuntsparkle
I know the use of the word knockers thank to FakeTaxi... Help me pls
It's called humour, pal
They grant wishes tho. Read my bio.
Actually I'm a guy and even though they're magic they're really hairy... and full of hemorrhoids :/
What about mine? ;)
Gold. No, not gold. That's too low for that. This is a mix of platinum and diamond. FFS that is beautiful.
It was. He was also Animal Mother in FMJ
Fffffuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkk yyyyyyyoooooooouuuuuuuuuu
Love their shirts
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Never saw GoT but the first thing I read was "The Reach" and thought "whoever designed this Skyrim map is on drugs"
No me hurt when bed fall down
Maybe. I'll just acknowledge that and go to sleep. Cheers luv
Came* welp the orgasm is messing with my IQ now
I cane
@sarah when are you inviting us to your next show?
Nope. "Estoy" (from verb "estar") means "I am" and ot refers to a temporary action (poopin) or a place.