13074 pts · April 11, 2018
#21 notice the toes point straight at you when they kick like that..? Google what their back claws look like and you'll understand how they can disembowel someone
Bro...You typed all that but never mentioned what the user name was... C'mon man
#1 you put the first bag in the second one and repeat, that way when you need one you just take the one on the outside...
Lol his wedding had a giant mirror with the Sydney Harbour bridge made out of cocaine next to the catering tables... Fucken legendary
Mathmachicken gets me every time... It's just so fun to say haha
"I hope you know why you're here" haha
That's actually pretty fucken awesome
Holy shit you have an organised house!! Lol
It's like a giant inconvenience in every possible way yet they keep telling us it's better because they spent money on it...
Holy shit they aren't even trying to hide it... Just gonna guess the author is Catholic..?
Apparently the only reason it's 190 years is due to slight heart and brain tissue degradation each time they replicate their cells, if they were like our liver then our life span is potentially limitless...
Mate you don't buy a track car for your child using pocket money... If you have money for that then you ain't worrying about paying the bills... That's called fuck you money... You can spend it on whatever the fuck you like because you have enough not to care.
Ahhh shit that was 88? I thought it was this one!
Oof, fuck that.Also... Anyone else notice the trees blocking the first sign make it say "auto fart store" at the start..?
All of those things are fuck you money these days mate.
He is just moving the island... Did you not see that..?
It's family owned that car... That was heart breaking
Did you not see to fold out whacking stick..?
I really feel like it should be Elon's cybertruck, not Tesla's... The one they design looked fucken badass and then turd brain walked in and said nah make it my way and fucked everything.
If I pay $20 for a fucken burger and its shit then I'm saying something or expected money back.How do you fuck up making a good hamburger? You ain't a fucken chef and ya ain't worth $20 mate.
Yeah if people treated houses like cars and did this the construction industry would collapse from all the pay outs and rework
Love him in Alien
🎶🎵"why aren't lasers doing coooool shit!? Why has technology let us dowwwwwn" 🎶🎵
Charming them irritating the fuck out of them..?
Ill believe it when it says what year that August is in
(it's a loophole rich people can afford)
The fuck you mean he still missed!? His aim was on point mate, that's why he is dead
Great work mate!
How can you become an astronaut without knowing "turn it off and on again"
Where's the bowl of petunias!?! Or his friend, Ground?
#21 notice the toes point straight at you when they kick like that..? Google what their back claws look like and you'll understand how they can disembowel someone
Bro...
You typed all that but never mentioned what the user name was... C'mon man
#1 you put the first bag in the second one and repeat, that way when you need one you just take the one on the outside...
Lol his wedding had a giant mirror with the Sydney Harbour bridge made out of cocaine next to the catering tables... Fucken legendary
Mathmachicken gets me every time... It's just so fun to say haha
"I hope you know why you're here" haha
That's actually pretty fucken awesome
Holy shit you have an organised house!! Lol
It's like a giant inconvenience in every possible way yet they keep telling us it's better because they spent money on it...
Holy shit they aren't even trying to hide it... Just gonna guess the author is Catholic..?
Apparently the only reason it's 190 years is due to slight heart and brain tissue degradation each time they replicate their cells, if they were like our liver then our life span is potentially limitless...
Mate you don't buy a track car for your child using pocket money... If you have money for that then you ain't worrying about paying the bills... That's called fuck you money... You can spend it on whatever the fuck you like because you have enough not to care.
Ahhh shit that was 88? I thought it was this one!
Oof, fuck that.
Also... Anyone else notice the trees blocking the first sign make it say "auto fart store" at the start..?
All of those things are fuck you money these days mate.
He is just moving the island... Did you not see that..?
It's family owned that car... That was heart breaking
Did you not see to fold out whacking stick..?
I really feel like it should be Elon's cybertruck, not Tesla's... The one they design looked fucken badass and then turd brain walked in and said nah make it my way and fucked everything.
If I pay $20 for a fucken burger and its shit then I'm saying something or expected money back.
How do you fuck up making a good hamburger? You ain't a fucken chef and ya ain't worth $20 mate.
Yeah if people treated houses like cars and did this the construction industry would collapse from all the pay outs and rework
Love him in Alien
🎶🎵"why aren't lasers doing coooool shit!? Why has technology let us dowwwwwn" 🎶🎵
Charming them irritating the fuck out of them..?
Ill believe it when it says what year that August is in
(it's a loophole rich people can afford)
The fuck you mean he still missed!? His aim was on point mate, that's why he is dead
Great work mate!
How can you become an astronaut without knowing "turn it off and on again"
Where's the bowl of petunias!?! Or his friend, Ground?