Magmos

4906 pts ยท February 5, 2013


The sky will be overcast, and we won't see shit. I've missed enough celestial events to know not to get my hopes up by now.

1 day ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The fact that he's getting away with this is making me sick.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Today I learned that if I google "Jimothy" a small animated Jimothy runs across the lower half of the screen.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'd love one of those bagel cutters actually. I'm shit at cutting bagels, they always end up crooked and lopsided, so having something that guarantees a straight, even cut every time would be awesome.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A functioning moral compass.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had the luxury of knowing ahead of time when I'd have to put my cat to sleep. She was my little fluffball, and I miss her every day. I can only imagine how hard it is to be sucker punched like that.
The grief never fully goes away, but it does get easier with time.
Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel. You can't always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving... you will come to a better place.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hopefully, neither of them will "commit suicide" in the coming months.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God I hope these data centers burn down. Preferably while filled with the people who pushed for their creation.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#7 I fully expected that band snap to happen in the beginning. Side note, she's lucky not to have balls because if she did, that shit would've been a trip to the hospital.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 No, what's the movie?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a cardboard scratching pad, not a litterbox.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you like Dragon movies, you should check out Damsel. Very fun watch.

5 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

This is propaganda, and I fully approve.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm honestly shocked nobody has tried to off him, as far as we know.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Half expected to see an overly excited puppy come barrelling in from the left only to land full-body into the tub.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one with the Halo Reach Spartan in it is easily my favourite, just because the mask they used for the cosplay is hilarious.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex once told me that she liked how I smiled and that it reminded her of Undyne from Undertale. Even though the relationship ended poorly, it still makes me really happy any time I think about that moment.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Karen Gillan is one of those people who are so hot it almost feels like they had access to the Character Creator while in the womb.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a grown man, and I get on edge whenever I notice someone walking behind or towards me in the dark. You can't see their expressions, body language is harder to read, and if they do actually try something it's less likely that someone will notice, or that you'd be able to recognize enough features to accurately describe them to police afterwards. To all the people of colour I've created space from late at night, I swear it wasn't a race thing. Hope you're all staying safe too.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please, I'm 26 and I remember this.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude in #1 sounds like Ellis from L4D2.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The tunnel one only got me because of the addition of the fucking FNAF screech, and that feels like cheating to me.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I'm glad other people were able to find friends and bond with others online. Back in the 360 days all the people I met were toxic AF and 1/?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahh, a classic. Been a long time since I've seen a Dickbutt post.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've only ever seen the Addams Family 1&2 so it's hard for me to imagine anyone else but Ajelica Huston and Raul Julia as this beloved duo.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, section above your waist looks really tight. Can you breathe okay in that?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

With the beard you're rocking, you look more like Adult Aang than Tenzin. Regardless, it looks awesome dude!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm 26 and I still do this shit, but for some reason I only ever do it with the basements staircase at home, and no other.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0