Get Shrekt

20

11

656

Leibniz would disagree...

27

12

941

It is my cake day, which I guess is a decent way to start what is going to be a rough weekend

14

4

531

This new layout

7

8

683

Venomous or non-venomous?

28

8

2263

Why don't wizards ever play Pokémon?

32

6

1580

"Vote!"

-7

3

96

One hole to rule them all

-1

1

269

"Your cologne smells really nice."

7

0

442

I've got the best new friend

2198

67

103438

I feel pretty bad

20

14

729

Prof. Oak: You can't ride your bike indoors.

0

0

163

The selfies need to stop

3932

290

127855

Only koality content here

32

3

1225

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

16

2

1071

Mmmmm... I do love croissants!

38

10

1427

What kind of smoothie?

25

11

968

There is always that one friend who makes you feel like a meme god

28

2

1291

I wonder what else was a lie...

23

4

670

Maybe it's time to clear out old apps

2

0

260

Life has been pretty good for me lately

21

9

936

But is it a good twist or a bad twist?

6

11

529

Squeeze all the tooth paste out of the tube

23

6

981