84720 pts ยท April 30, 2011
Instructions unclear... penis stuck in usersub.
I want a pet Fart Squirrel.
Check out Subway for the new Jared special! Footlong Double Meat on White!
Horizontally Oriented Entertainer.
https://youtu.be/-EPGhjxm0G0
Word.
Because you gave up on being a man. That's okay though, you can live in the friendzone being the "one good man" and such.
You didn't even recognize a paraphrased Mr. T quote. You are such a sad creature.
Well, at least I'm not a disgrace to the man race.
Moreso than at you, my mangina fem-male friend.
Oh, noes! Muh feelz!
It drips of "Don't ask me to pay Ferrari money for a busted ass Ford Pinto." But then, some of us have standards. Oh, how sinful of me.
No, if you had read the post you would have gotten to the end. The bit AFTER the "cock carousel". Or does that describe you too well?
How loose does your "busted tuna" have to be to ask that without actually reading the post?
"I'm a voter! Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?"
Almond milk? Almonds don't have boobies...
Carolina... You forgot that we add mustard as well.
If you tell me you live at Hotel Transylvania I'm fuckin outta here.
Are we supposed to care? I didn't know you could get famous for this BS.
Laughed my ass off for 10 minutes over this and thought...
*asks* OOF!!... Avenge... me... hemp knight...
Someone seriously needs to post the youtube link if they find it before the rest of us.
You realize I upvote replies to my comments no matter how old the comment was... Well, as long as you're nice about it.
I knew it was coming.... and the comments section delivered. I can die a happy man.
Play with your zipper and say, "Oh, man, I shouldn't have missed my therapy session for chronic masturbaters."
YOU... SICK... BASTARD!!! Upvote for you.
Awwwwww, yiss...
If you are from the really deep south... Yes.
Lactose the Intolerant?
Feels engaged but just from the comments this is the greatest Imgur post like... ever.
I want a pet Fart Squirrel.
Check out Subway for the new Jared special! Footlong Double Meat on White!
Horizontally Oriented Entertainer.
https://youtu.be/-EPGhjxm0G0
Word.
Because you gave up on being a man. That's okay though, you can live in the friendzone being the "one good man" and such.
You didn't even recognize a paraphrased Mr. T quote. You are such a sad creature.
Well, at least I'm not a disgrace to the man race.
Moreso than at you, my mangina fem-male friend.
Oh, noes! Muh feelz!
It drips of "Don't ask me to pay Ferrari money for a busted ass Ford Pinto." But then, some of us have standards. Oh, how sinful of me.
No, if you had read the post you would have gotten to the end. The bit AFTER the "cock carousel". Or does that describe you too well?
How loose does your "busted tuna" have to be to ask that without actually reading the post?
"I'm a voter! Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?"
Almond milk? Almonds don't have boobies...
Carolina... You forgot that we add mustard as well.
If you tell me you live at Hotel Transylvania I'm fuckin outta here.
Are we supposed to care? I didn't know you could get famous for this BS.
Laughed my ass off for 10 minutes over this and thought...
*asks* OOF!!... Avenge... me... hemp knight...
Someone seriously needs to post the youtube link if they find it before the rest of us.
You realize I upvote replies to my comments no matter how old the comment was... Well, as long as you're nice about it.
I knew it was coming.... and the comments section delivered. I can die a happy man.
Play with your zipper and say, "Oh, man, I shouldn't have missed my therapy session for chronic masturbaters."
YOU... SICK... BASTARD!!! Upvote for you.
Awwwwww, yiss...
If you are from the really deep south... Yes.
Lactose the Intolerant?
Feels engaged but just from the comments this is the greatest Imgur post like... ever.