MagnusDeacon

84720 pts ยท April 30, 2011


Instructions unclear... penis stuck in usersub.

I want a pet Fart Squirrel.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Check out Subway for the new Jared special! Footlong Double Meat on White!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Horizontally Oriented Entertainer.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Word.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because you gave up on being a man. That's okay though, you can live in the friendzone being the "one good man" and such.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You didn't even recognize a paraphrased Mr. T quote. You are such a sad creature.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, at least I'm not a disgrace to the man race.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moreso than at you, my mangina fem-male friend.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, noes! Muh feelz!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It drips of "Don't ask me to pay Ferrari money for a busted ass Ford Pinto." But then, some of us have standards. Oh, how sinful of me.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, if you had read the post you would have gotten to the end. The bit AFTER the "cock carousel". Or does that describe you too well?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How loose does your "busted tuna" have to be to ask that without actually reading the post?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I'm a voter! Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Almond milk? Almonds don't have boobies...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Carolina... You forgot that we add mustard as well.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you tell me you live at Hotel Transylvania I'm fuckin outta here.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are we supposed to care? I didn't know you could get famous for this BS.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Laughed my ass off for 10 minutes over this and thought...

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

*asks* OOF!!... Avenge... me... hemp knight...

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Someone seriously needs to post the youtube link if they find it before the rest of us.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You realize I upvote replies to my comments no matter how old the comment was... Well, as long as you're nice about it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I knew it was coming.... and the comments section delivered. I can die a happy man.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Play with your zipper and say, "Oh, man, I shouldn't have missed my therapy session for chronic masturbaters."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU... SICK... BASTARD!!! Upvote for you.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Awwwwww, yiss...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are from the really deep south... Yes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lactose the Intolerant?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Feels engaged but just from the comments this is the greatest Imgur post like... ever.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0